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  • Doomed ~ Capsule review.

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    DOOMED

    2006 – NR – 76 Min.

    D: Michael Su

    S: Sarah Diaz – Drew Russell – Steve Cryen – Michael Kehoe

    Maverick Entertainment DVD

    Fullscreen / 5.1 Surround

    Extras: Trailers

     

    Ten people serving long sentences for myriad crimes are dropped on the Isola De Romero *cough* and divided into teams of two. These teams are instructed to try to make it to the other side of the island where millions of dollars and a complete pardon await them. Freedom, riches, everything they could want, with one catch… The island is overrun with the living dead. All this will be filmed and broadcast on the popular TV show Survival Island 2020. There’ll be alliances, betrayals, and many other staples of successful reality television. The kicker is that nobody has survived so far and the show is still looking for its first heroic victors. Will this episode finally find a winner? Will you even care? This feisty independent borrows from places too numerous to list here and attempts to come up with something a little different. They definitely achieved that, just not to any degree of satisfaction. Although a warning about graphic violence and gore is slapped on the case, you won’t find any in the movie. This is much more action than horror, that itself is not the problem. No depth, no staying power, no viewer involvement, these are the problems. The action choreography is well done and at 76 minutes the pace is brisk. Some clever touches are present, such as explaining the cameras at the outset, but none of it’s enough to keep interest piqued. These are all hardened criminals, mass-murderers in some cases. Who really cares if they end up as zombie-poop anyway? Sounds like they deserve it! So that’s Doomed. A valiant effort; it tries hard but is unable to achieve better than ‘average at best’. Worth a rent.

     


  • The Thirst ~ Capsule review.

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    The Thirst  (2006)

    The Thirst (2006)

    2006 – NR – 88 Min.

    D: Jeremy Kasten

    S: Matt Keeslar – Clare Kramer – Jeremy Sisto – Serena Scott Thomas – Adam Baldwin

    Starz Home Entertainment / Anchor Bay DVD

    Anamorphic widescreen / 5.1 Dolby Digital

    Extras: Commentary – Deleted scenes – Photo Gallery

     

    Kramer is Lisa, an ex-drug addict stripper with a terminal illness who manages to cheat death when a female vampire turns her because she likes the way Lisa dances. Keeslar is Maxx; the ex-drug addict boyfriend who meets up with his recently deceased love at a fetish club and is himself turned so that they can remain together. The vampire ‘family’ looks at the reunited couple as an experiment of sorts. Maxx responds to his new sanguinary cravings with the same obsessive recklessness that defined his previous addiction. Events quickly snowball out of control until Lisa and Maxx decide to seek help, a decision to which the original group is violently opposed. Much carnage ensues. Grimy, foul-mouthed movie meanders along reveling in its conceit while offering no sympathetic characters and attempts to make up for its shortcomings with an abundance of exaggerated splatter, nudity and sex. Inappropriate soundtrack consists of punk/goth/industrial/metal melange blaring obnoxiously while the kinetic flash cut editing style frustrates. The ridiculous ‘withdrawal’ scene shows the couple in their old apartment trying to kick the habit and ends with them eating their cats after sucking blood from a mattress doesn’t work. Brain Damage this ain’t. A friend commented that it was as if the filmmakers were trying to emulate Near Dark (FAIL!) with every bloodsucker acting the Bill Paxton part – this is certainly a valid observation. The running time is 88 minutes but it feels like 3 hours. Recommended only to the most indiscriminate splatter fiends.

     


  • Manhattan Melodrama ~ Capsule review.

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    MANHATTAN MELODRAMA

    1934 – NR – 90 Min.

    D: W.S. Van Dyke

    S: Clark Gable – William Powell – Myrna Loy

    Warner Home Entertainment DVD – Released as part of the Myrna Loy And William Powell Collection

    Fullscreen / Dolby Digital Mono

    Extras: Comedy Short – Classic Cartoon – Theatrical Trailer

     

    Though most notorious for being the film John Dillinger was gunned down after seeing, Manhattan Melodrama has more to offer than its notable connection with historical trivia. The now overly familiar plotline tells the story of two boyhood friends who helped each other navigate through some amazing hardships only to end up on opposite sides of the law in adulthood. Familiar though it may be, these particular plot conventions have rarely been used in quite this way. Blackie (Gable) has nothing but respect and admiration for his old buddy Jim (Powell) and wants only the greatest success for him. They remain fast friends, but that friendship becomes more complicated (and strained) as Jim’s political career begins to take off. Also, there is Eleanor (Loy). She begins with Blackie but soon finds herself in love with Jim and the happy, secure, life he can offer. Not even this turn of events can sour the friendship between the protagonists. When murder enters into the scenario Jim will find himself, and his relationship, nearly crushed beneath the weight of his moral quandaries. Excellent performances and tight direction save this from becoming silly and overwrought. The first section of the film, featuring Mickey Rooney as the young Blackie, seems to be heading down that very path, but as soon as the characters reach adulthood we are treated to a relentlessly engaging tale that is as powerful as it is satisfying. Loy is fantastic, as always, and this marked her first pairing with Powell. Also of interest; a musical number performed at a club, The Bad In Every Man, was the original incarnation of the song Blue Moon before it was rewritten to be more commercial friendly. Whether you are a classic movie fan or just love seeing Powell and Loy together on screen, Manhattan Melodrama comes highly recommended.

     


  • Royal Wedding ~ Capsule review.

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    Royal Wedding  (1951)

    ROYAL WEDDING

    1951 – NR – 93 Min.

    D: Stanley Donen

    S: Fred Astaire – Jane Powell – Keenan Wynn – Sarah Churchill – Peter Lawford

    Warner Home Entertainment DVD – Released as a double feature with The Belle Of New York

    Fullscreen / Dolby Digital Mono

    Extras: Robert Osborne hosts TCM’s Private Screenings with Stanley Donen – Featurette – Song Outtake – Two Classic Cartoons – Promotional radio interview with Astaire and Powell – Trailer

     

    Lively Techincolor musical showcases Astaire and Powell as brother and sister dancing team of Tom and Ellen Bowen. He’s a workaholic and she’s a bit of a get-around-girl. Offered the chance to put on a show in London around the time of the Royal Wedding, both their lives are eventually complicated by the fact that each finds romance. Or more appropriately, it finds them. Tom and Ellen are thrown off balance by this unexpected segue into such unfamiliar territory. And what effect will all of this have on the new and tremendously successful act? Donen crafts an endearing film that is happily concerned with more than just getting to the next number. All of which, by the way, are very well done and highly entertaining. That fantastic sequence featuring Mr. Astaire dancing on the walls and ceiling of his room is still a standout; he’s as effortlessly smooth as ever. Sarah Churchill, Tom’s love interest in the story, is the daughter of Winston Churchill. Powell is bright, energetic, and a pleasure to watch. If you’re an Astaire fan you’ve probably already picked this up. If you’re unfamiliar and have been wondering, lay those worries to rest, Royal Wedding is terrific entertainment.

     


  • Hit The Deck ~ Capsule review.

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    Hit the Deck  (1955)

    HIT THE DECK

    1955 – NR – 112 Min.

    D: Roy Rowland

    S: Walter Pidgeon – Ann Miller – Tony Martin – Debbie Reynolds – Vic Damone – Russ Tamblyn – Jane Powell – More.

    Warner Home Entertainment DVD – Newly released as part of the Classic Musicals From The Dream Factory: Volume 3 collection.

    Anamorphic Widescreen (Cinemascope) / Dolby Digital 5.1 And 5.0 / Dolby Digital 5.1 Music Only Track

    Extras: Comedy Short – Classic Cartoon – Outtake Song – Theatrical Trailer

     

    Three sailors on a 48-hour shore leave fall in love, get into trouble, and must sort out their relationships with family, embittered girlfriends and the Navy itself. Will it all work out in the end? What do you think!? Bright and attractive Cinemascope title features a lot more singing and dancing than plot. What there is to the story will bring a strong sensation of deja-vu to just about any fan of Hollywood musicals. Redundancy aside, Hit The Deck’s many catchy set-pieces are fun, though they feel somewhat reserved, and certainly offer less to take in than many of the more popular MGM musicals that preceded it. There are several bright spots as well; the fun house number and just about any of the comedy scenes that feature Kay Armen are notable standouts. This is the sort of movie that improves a little as it rolls along. A definite slow starter, it’s above average at best, mundane and predictable at worst, but never takes itself altogether too seriously and that’s a good thing. Though it would serve most fans of the genre better to revisit On The Town instead, Hit The Deck is still an agreeable way to pass a couple of hours as long as expectations aren’t very high to begin with.

     


  • Deep In My Heart ~ Capsule review.

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    Deep in My Heart  (1954)

    DEEP IN MY HEART

    1954 – NR – 132 Min.

    D: Stanley Donen

    S: José Ferrer – Doe Avedon – Helen Traubel – Walter Pidgeon – Jim Backus – Merle Oberon – More.

    Warner Home Entertainment DVD – Newly released as part of the Classic Musicals From The Dream Factory: Volume 3 collection.

    Anamorphic Widescreen / Dolby Digital 5.1

    Extras: Musical Short – Classic Cartoon – Two Outtake Musical Numbers – Audio Only Outtake – Trailer

     

    Ferrer essays the role of Sigmund Romberg, a passionate and highly creative composer who was desperate to share his gift with the world even though the world, more often than not, just wanted something catchy that they could dance to. Romberg is constantly at odds with the very nature of the business. He wants, same as anybody, to be happy and therefore tries to get along as best he can writing music he is not proud of for plays he despises, but always waiting for his chance. Things move pretty fast in Romberg’s career and he quickly experiences great success, harsh failure, bankruptcy, wealth, and, despite an apparent desire to avoid it, love. Lillian (Avedon) is the woman that steals his heart and once married Romberg’s inspiration is unstoppable. Arguably among the most accessible and friendly of the many musical biographies of the era, Deep In My Heart still drags a bit. There are 22 songs crammed into the running time, perhaps at the cost of some narrative depth. Lots of star cameos are to be found in the many recreations of Romberg’s contributions to the musical stage and there are a couple of moments that truly stand out. For example, Gene Kelley and his real life brother Fred perform a lively song and dance. Also, you’ll get to see the surprisingly sexy number featuring the statuesque Cyd Charisse and James Mitchell; it’s a showstopper. Most of the rest passes by in a rushed blur of activity. Deep In My Heart is a marginal, undemanding affair that will be much more rewarding for dedicated fans of the music in question then it will be for most anyone else.

     


 

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