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  • My Man Godfrey ~ Capsule review.

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    My Man Godfrey  (1936)

    MY MAN GODFREY

    1936 – NR – 93 Min.

    D: Gregory La Cava

    S: William Powell – Carole Lombard – Eugene Pallette – Gail Patrick – Alice Brady – Jean Dixon

    Criterion Collection DVD

    Fullscreen / Dolby Digital Mono

    Extras: Commentary – Outtakes – Radio Adaptation – Production Stills – Trailer

     

    Powell is Godfrey, a ‘forgotten man’ living in the city dump until he is virtually swallowed up by the Bullock family during a scavenger hunt. Leaving a particularly strong impression, especially on Irene (Lombard), leads our pensive yet eager hero into employment as the new butler of the Bullock household. It is demonstrated almost immediately that living and working in said household requires the patience of Job. There’s the general day to day insanity to deal with (Nobody wants to claim the horse in the library?), as well as the stress brought on by Irene’s deviously calculating sister Cornelia (Patrick) and her constant plotting against Godfrey’s continued employment. Largest of all complications, however, is that Irene has fallen for the mysterious new butler, hard. When the truth about his past comes to light, the Bullock’s, and perhaps Godfrey himself, will never be the same. Though usually referred to as screwball comedy, My Man Godfrey is much more than that. The usual trappings are all present, social observation, satire, and yes, comedy, but nearly flawless direction combined with the talents of the exceptional cast come together to create something truly special. My Man Godfrey is an insightful, hilarious, profound, rewarding entertainment that deserves every bit of recognition it has and will claim. Lots of options will present themselves to those seeking to add this one to their collections, but the Criterion release is really the only way to go. Very highly recommended.


  • Hunting Creatures ~ Review.

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    HUNTING CREATURES

    2004 – NR – 72 Min.

    D: Oliver Kellisch & Andreas Pape

     

    Could it all be only a terrible joke? No? Seriously? Fine then. Let’s just get it over with as quickly as possible. I’ll start with this up front; I am no fan of the ultra low budget German splatter film to begin with. Their appeal eludes me and this rectal projectile of a disc has done NOTHING to alter that opinion. A bunch of trench-coat wearing crooks hold the lamest rave in history at a site that has some sort of chemical stored in it. The raveites get infected, turn into zombies, and the criminals running the show team up with a couple of the scientists involved in order to, you guessed it, hunt them all down and kill them. One of the undead trench-coat dinks becomes an indestructible super zombie (and would-be rapist?!) because of an additional serum he was injected with. The following hour or so of this ugly, aggravating, shit storm is an incomprehensible blur of unbelievably cheap gore, sloppy looking zombies, painfully annoying dialogue scenes, and generic death metal. It took two separate breaks to be able to make it through this nearly intolerable excremental stink bucket in one night. At 72 minutes Hunting Creatures is exactly 72 minutes too damn long. Makes Zombie 90 look like damn Dawn of the Dead. Amazingly, two directors had to join forces to cut this digital fart. A career re-evaluation is definitely in order. This is absolute and unbearable crap and it’s finally time to flush; somebody light a match already. NEXT!

     


  • Araf: The Abortion ~ Capsule review.

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    The Abortion  (2006)

    ARAF – THE ABORTION

    2006 – NR – 97 Min

    D: Biray Dalkiran

    S: Akasya Asliturkmen – Murat Yildirim

     

    Eda (Asliturkmen) is part of an interpretive dance troupe and, though already involved in a solid relationship, is having an affair with an older married man. She finds herself pregnant and wants to get rid of the baby but it’s too late. Eda decides to get one of those discount basement abortions and after a lot of screaming and blood, it’s done. Three years later she’s back with original boyfriend Cenk, (Yildirim), married, and once again pregnant. The trouble is, the ghost of the original child is not done with Eda just yet. As a matter of fact, the aborted baby is pretty offended by this new pregnancy and it’s now that Eda’s life (and sanity) begins to completely unravel. Terrific. A low budget Turkish horror movie attempting to emulate the already redundant style of several cinematic Japanese ghost stories. Sound bad? It is. Poor lighting is an annoying problem throughout and, even so, the crappy CGI is still irritating. If the subtitles are accurate then the dialogue is some of the most bizarre and nonsensical I’ve come across in a long time. The final five minutes of this pretentious slop just begin to raise interest, but then the payoff is something I’d expect from a lesser Night Gallery episode. The final insult comes during the closing credits, where you’ll hear music that sounds like Turkish Rammstein. Take a nap instead, you might anyway, just not by choice. Save a step… Skip it.

     


  • American Kickboxer 2 ~ Capsule review.

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    AMERICAN KICKBOXER 2

    1993 – R – 91 Min.

    D: Jeno Hodi

    S: Dale ‘Apollo’ Cook – Evan Lurie – Kathy Shower – David Graf

     

    Can you imagine a B-grade martial arts action movie that’s a mix of everything from 48 HRS to My Two Dads? Well, you don’t have to ‘cause here it is – kitchen sink and all. Lillian (Shower) lives the good life with ‘safe choice’ husband Howard (Graf) until her daughter Susie is kidnapped and a two-million-dollar ransom is demanded. She digs into her ‘bad choice’ past to beg help from both her ex-husband Mike (Cook) and her ex-lover David (Lurie). Mike is a pissed-off cop with a violent temper and David is a kickboxing playboy who ‘isn’t into violence’. Nobody knows for sure who actually fathered the child but everybody wants to get her back. David lands himself in jail but Mike needs help and reluctantly pulls a few strings to get the guy released. From this point on it’s non-stop martial arts mayhem. The true follow-up to American Kickboxer is a film called To The Death, but this hilariously muddled mess is an altogether different animal. Nearly every possible cliché is dragged out kicking and screaming during the running time. Cameramen are visible in long shots, dialogue is often out of sync, the generic soundtrack is grating, the acting is marginal at best, the ‘twists’ are predictable, it just goes on and on. The thing is, American Kickboxer 2 is such a disaster that you just can’t get enough. Fantastically entertaining for all the wrong reasons, AK2 should be considered required viewing for bad film fanatics.


  • Deadful Melody ~ Review.

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    Deadful Melody  (1993)

    DEADFUL MELODY

    AKA Six Fingered Strings Demon

    1994 - Directed By: - Ng Min Kan

    Starring - Yuen Biao, Brigitte Lin, Wu Ma, Carina Lau and Elvis Tsui.

    Martial Arts Directors - Meng Hoi and Lee King-Chu

     

     

    The melody that the title of the film makes reference to is the “Heavenly Dragon Eight Notes”.  When played on the magical lyre by someone whose powers are great enough to control the instrument people in the area tend to explode.  Six heroes of the martial arts world ally to get the lyre for themselves presuming that to control the lyre is to control the world of martial arts.  They attempt to slaughter the family in possession of the prize but the youngest boy, Lun, is hidden from them in the fields.  The daughter, Snow, is carrying the lyre with her and backed up against a cliff.  When given the option of handing over the instrument to the people who just killed her mother and father or jumping off the cliff she decides jumping is best.  The lyre is not heard from again.

     

    Cut to 16 years later.  Lun is now a man who has been raised by the Leader of “The Flying Tiger Security Company”.  When we catch up to him we find out that he is about to take over the company and has no knowledge of those earlier events.  On the same night that Lun takes over responsibility of the company Brigitte Lin shows up as a mysterious stranger with an equally mysterious package to be delivered.  Of course those who have raised Lun know what the lyre is and what it’s capable of so the man Lun calls Dad decides to go with him on this escort.  It seems like a matter of seconds before they are attacked for the first time and it just gets worse from there.  When the package is finally delivered to Hon Suen it contains only the head of his son.  This is about the time Brigitte Lin starts making herself, and the lyre, known to those around her.  With Hon Suen out of the way there remain five colorful clan leaders desperate for the power of the “demonic strings” and five unpunished murderers that have become the target of Snows lifelong quest for retribution.  Master Six Fingers is both anxious and short-tempered. Master Tong Fong Pak looks like a rock star.  Master Ghost looks like your average hopping vampire.  He isn’t, of course, but he could sure fake it if he wanted to.  Master Fire is a mellowed by the years guy who seems at times obsessed with the lyre and at other times deviously contemplative.  He has tried to relax but the draw of the lyre and the temptations of its power are just too much for him to completely resist.  Master Fire’s student, Tam Yuet Wah, becomes Lun’s love interest.  The final remaining clan leader is Ha Ching Fa, also known as “The Cold hearted Seductress”.  She is meltingly beautiful and can yank your head of with her whip without even trying. Awesome.

     

    Deadful Melody is a film based on a martial arts novel by Ni Kuang.  Yuen Biao has always been, in my opinion, one of the most under-rated stars of Hong Kong cinema.  Ti Lung and Lam Ching-Ying as well, but seeing as how they have nothing to do with this film…  Biao has acrobatic skill unequalled by many and his martial arts abilities are unquestionably impressive.  Biao is also a fine actor with an admirable range.  None of these great qualities are really over exposed in Melody and that’s too bad.  He is far from wasted but they never really let him shine.  It’s a solid performance and certainly nothing to be ashamed of.  Brigitte Lin is icy and mysterious as usual.  Her trademark evil eye stare is well used in a tale of vengeance such as this and although there's the usual gender crossing with Lin there are also moments in the film existing simply to celebrate her enigmatic beauty.  It’s a nice contrast that’s achieved.  Wu Ma as Master Fire is also a real treat.  The man has been working in films for so long it’s almost comforting when I see his name in the credits; he was also credited as the planner for this film.  Elvis Tsui gives a very solid run as Tong Fong Pak and Carina Lau is endearing as the cocky and love stricken student.  The only characters in the entire film I didn’t care for were the children of Master Ghost but they don’t have enough screen time to really get on the nerves.

     

    This is a satisfying comedy-love-martial arts-revenge movie.  The soundtrack by composer Wong Jim is both heroic and epic.  There isn’t as much fighting as you might have come to expect from this genre of film - the big scene at the beginning, a couple of scrapes sprinkled throughout and the expected awe-inspiring finale.  Deadful Melody is not at all hurt by this lack of interpersonal mayhem. There is such a lyrical (pun fully intended) vision to this one that it’s almost distracting.  All of the photography has an appreciable fluidity with lots of low angles and the usual stunning color schemes.  Never does Melody go over the top though, as much at home as that style serves a film like Green Snake, for example, it would be out of place here.  They achieved a very satisfying balance in this respect. The hyper kinetic editing is also just right and works even during the few instances when speed film techniques are on display.  Even though the ending of the film does come across as a little abrupt it’s not so much so that you feel you missed something.

     

     


  • Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud - Capsule review.

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    PUMPKINHEAD 4: BLOOD FEUD

    2007 – R – 95 Min.

    D: Michael Hurst

    S: Lance Henricksen – Amy Manson – Bradley Taylor – Lynne Verrall

     

    The infamous battle of the Hatfields and the McCoys is dredged up yet again. Can a plot device so worn that it was old when The Flintstones used it contribute anything of value to the mythology of everybody’s favorite demon of vengeance? The feud between the two families has been raging for years. Despite this, Jodie Hatfield (Manson) and Ricky McCoy (Taylor) manage to fall in love. They sneak around and steal moments whenever they can. One night, Ricky’s younger sister is keeping watch for the oblivious couple when two Hatfield boys make a violent attempt to rape her. During her struggle to escape the sister is killed and Ricky ends up beaten as Jodie is driven off screaming. It should be no surprise what course of action Ricky chooses to take from here. Pumpkinhead is summoned and all hell is about to break loose at the Hatfield homestead. The first couple of murders are blamed on the McCoy’s so there’s rough confrontations before the reality of the situation is made clear. Understanding finally comes with help from the local sheriff who is himself all too familiar with the ways of Pumpkinhead, and he’s got the scars to prove it. Most everything I said about Ashes to Ashes goes for Blood Feud as well. Music, F/X, gore, pacing, and the fact that Lance Henricksen equals cool… period. Although we do get stronger and more relatable characters this time out, which helps considerably, the country-fried Romeo and Juliet storyline is so excessively familiar that… Well, they say familiarity breeds contempt. The series itself is dancing dangerously close to the precipice behind that adage as well. However, a first and ever-so-slight hint concerning Haggis’ back-story was a welcome surprise; one that might serve to bring needed freshness to a steadily ripening series. If you enjoyed Ashes to Ashes you should be safe enough with Pumpkinhead 4: Blood Feud. Other than that, it might be time to leave ol’ Pumpkinhead lay.


 

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