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  • Monkeybone (2001, USA, Harry Selnick) ***/2

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    Monkeybone  (2001)

    I think of Monkeybone as a fun and wondrous tribute to the imagination. Most critics don't agree with me. I was going to list a bunch of quotes from rotten tomatoes (where only 19% of critics agree with me) but I think that a single one from Chuck Rudolph of Matinee magazine will suffice: "So dreadfully unfunny and unbearably shrill that watching it makes you feel like you've been trapped in Hell for eternity."

    I didn't really have that reaction, but I have no way of knowing the reactions other non critic (normal) members of the audience because I don't know anyone else whose seen it. That's not surprising, because the movie was huge bomb when released, making back only $7 million of its $77 million budget. Ouch.

    So Monkeybone is probably one of those films I shouldn't be trusted on, but I found it quite funny, exciting, and yes, original. It is flawed and has poor editing, but every time you think you know where it's going, believe me, you don't.

    Because there are at least two big surprises in the film, there are spoilers ahead. Based on a graphic novel by Kaja Blackley, the picture is about a gloomy cartoonist named Stu (Brendan Fraiser). Stu has just hit big, with a major studio producing a cartoon version of his creation, Monkeybone, a talking monkey who does a lot of inappropriate things. Stu's girlfriend Julie (Bridget Fonda), a doctor at sleep clinic, encourages him to be happy, but he feels he's selling out. While driving home, Stu accidentally inflates a giant Monkeybone balloon someone left in his car which causes him to get into accident that puts him in a coma.

    While unconscious he enters Downtown, where the souls everyone in the world who are in comas hang out until they either wake up or die. Stu is shocked to learn that a major celebrity in Downtown is the "real" Monkeybone (voiced by John Turturro) who has his own stand up comedy act where he makes fun of his creator. After finding out his sister (Megan Mullany) is planning to take him off life support, Stu tries to steal an exit pass from Death (Whoopi Goldberg) so he can wake up, but the pass is again stolen by the obnoxious and crude Monkeybone, who wakes up in Stu's body.

    And that's just the first third of the movie. There is another major surprise towards the end, as Stu tires to get his body back. Doesn't this sound like a great idea for a movie? Just as weird as the plot are art direction of Downtown, which looks like something from recesses of H.P. Lovecraft's Id. The creatures that inhabit the world (some live action, some animated, like Monkeybone) are also far out, to say the least.

    I do admit, the movie has flaws. It seems pretty clear that some major restructuring took place in the editing room, particularly towards the beginning, when major characters are introduced and then disappear. Whoopi Goldberg is an appealing personality, but she has trouble finding comedy roles where she can be something another than annoying, and in this picture she's like nails on a chalkboard.

    A lot of people may object to the frantic, ADD pace of the film and find Monkeybone gratingly annoying instead of enduringly annoying, but I didn't. I appreciated the surreal nature of the whole thing, and how the movie seems to say that in order for us to be happy, we might need to bring out the Monkeybone in all of us. Normally, I would end this review complimenting this movie for being so different, so funny and so smart. But remember, I liked Freddy Got Fingered.

    Monkeybone (2001)


  • Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (1983, USA, D.A. Pennebaker) *1/2

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    Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars is probably the worst concert film that I ever seen, and that is a huge disappointment, considering the fact David Bowie's live shows on this tour were legendary. But based on this movie, they kind of sucked.

    I've often maintained that while it had several great songs on it, the Ziggy Stardust concept album was not the rock and roll masterpiece many critics claim it to be. It doesn't really have much narrative cohesion and starts to run out of gas on Side Two (with the exception of "Hang On To Yourself"). I always thought that perhaps the live shows on the tour, performed with Bowie in costume, would be a more exciting experience and be truer the Ziggy Stardust concept.

    But instead of the huge sci-fi spectacle I expected, this movie presents Bowie and his small band singing mostly in place. Bowie's charisma is strong, but nothing outside of the realm of the usual rock star (he's no Jim Morrison) and the Ziggy tunes are sung all out of our, with even less of a narrative.

    Of course, perhaps this concert, given on July 3rd, 1973 in England, the last of the tour dates, was really exciting if you saw it live. But D.A. Pennebaker, director of Don't Look Back and Monterary Pop, doesn't do much to get us in the mood. He doesn't use enough cameras to cover the action, meaning that most of the time we see Bowie in one interrupted shot, often from a distance so we don't see his facial expressions. The lighting cues of the concert (mostly just a red or blue spotlight on Bowie, with Spiders in near darkness), made it difficult to shoot and a lot of the footage is out of focus.

    Also, the sound sucks. On the DVD's bonus features, Bowie's music producer Toni Visconti describes how the original recording was so bad that he Bowie had to go back and re-record much of the Spider's backing vocals. Perhaps it the fault of the recording and not the musicians, but none of these tunes sounds particularly good, and none are certainly better than the studio version. For me, the highlight of the set was hearing Bowie perform "All the Young Dudes", a song he wrote but never recorded in studio, but it's over too quickly.

    The most interesting scene in the film occurs at the very beginning, as Bowie is getting made up his then wife, Angela, comes in and the two have a surreal conversation about his mother seeing a spaceship. Angela is very excited and has a great screen presence, so it's too bad that there little other backstage footage of any consequence.

    At the end of the movie, Bowie famously tells the audience that this is the very last concert he will ever give. In interviews, Bowie claims that he was totally exhausted and really meant it at the time. By the time this movie was released (a full ten years after it was shot) he had already gone on multiple tours and released two live albums. This movie would have at least some merit as a historical document- had Bowie never toured again. Knowing that the artist would return, with better and more complete material makes this movie of what is supposedly his greatest accomplishment a bit sad in retrospect.

    Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (1983)


  • Flash Gordon (1980, USA/Great Britain, Mike Hodges) **1/2

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     Flash Gordon was obviously made to cash in on the sci-fi boom that was begun by Star Wars, but it belong to an earlier era- the high camp of the 70's, personified by The Rocky Horror Picture Show. As such, it's a hard movie to review because it doesn't really tried to be good in the traditional sense- it aspires to be trashy fun, and the two star review is because it only partially succeeds on that level.

    The original Flash Gordon was for years the most popular science fiction in the country. Begun as a comic strip, it reached iconic statues from three movies serials starring Buster Crabbe, and had numerous TV and cartoon adoptions. George Lucas tried to make his own movie version in the early seventies, but he was unable to get the rights, so he made his own science fiction saga. As the documentary on the DVD states, Flash Gordon has not had the staying power of other cultural icons, such as Sherlock Holmes. Perhaps that's because there's not much depth to the character and Flash seems perennially locked in the 1930's in a bad way.

    Anyway, the film rights to the comic strip (which ran until 2003) were acquired by Dino De Laurentis who provided the film with a much lower budget than the big budget sci-fi movies he was cashing in on. That's okay, because it probably works better that the Hawk-men, for example, have wings that look like plastic.

    Following the plot of a movie like this would pointless, so suffice it to say that it involves football star Flash (Sam J. Jones) who is pitted against Ming the Merciless (Max Von Sydow) who wants to destroy the Earth and marry his girlfriend, Dale Arden (Melody Anderson). On his quest, he is aided by Hawk-men, who have wings that don't work, and the Frigians, who dress like Robin Hood. I remember the cartoon series having Lion-men as well, but unfortunately the movie eliminates these.

    There is a lot (and I mean a lot) a kinky sexual innuendo. Most of the space ships look phallic and character's are consistently getting tied up by people dressed totally in leather. There's a lot of gay references as well, and hunky Jones often ends up with his shirt and pants off. The music is by Queen, which I have to admit was about a perfect choice for this kind of material.

    But is the movie worth watching? Well, the cast, including Jones, is surprisingly good, playing everything exactly right. They all seem to get what kind of movie there's in. The picture is fun for a while but then it stars to get boring only to pick up towards the end, when director Hodges stages a surprisingly beautiful attack on Ming's ship with the Hawk-men with very funny visual gag involving a tribute to Flash.

    But for me, it wasn't enough. The movie is just wears out its welcome, and even talking through the boring parts the entertainment value started to give. I can't recommend the movie for that reason.

    Interesting bit of trivia: According to Wikipedia, the movie did badly in every country accept Britain, where it was massive hit and is still one of 100 highest grossing films of all time.  I have no idea why.

    Flash Gordon (1980)


  • The Miracle of Our Lady of Fatima (1952, USA, John Brahm) ***

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    It kind of says something about Hollywood filmmaking in the 1950’s when a movie has to make up a stupid subplot because it thinks that a MESSAGE FROM GOD is not enough to carry a film. If you were writing a screenplay, what would you think would be more interesting: three children who have been chosen by the Virgin Mary to receive visions, or their atheist friend, Hugo?

     For those of you who are sadly not familiar with the historical events in question, be assured the title of this movie is not hyperbole. On May 13th, 1917, three children in the small town of Fatima, Portugal received a visitation from the Virgin Mary, who instructed them among other things to return on the 13th for the next six months. The Lady revealed to them the Three Secrets of Fatima, predicting the Spanish Civil War, World War II and the assassination attempt of Pope John Paul II, as well of the deaths of two youngest children. The children were imprisoned by local authorities, but were eventually let go. On the day of the final appearhersion, the Miracle of the Sun occurred- an amazing event that was witnessed up to thirty miles away. No empirical explanation has ever explained what was happened, probably because there is no explanation. That’s the defination of a miracle.

     What has always made this story so fascinating to me are the photographs of the Fatima children and the story of what happened to them afterwards. The three look frightened, as if the fear of Hell had been put into them, which, apparently was what happened. They were deeply effected by a vision of Hell they were given (the First Secret). Furthermore, the two youngest died in the flu pandemic of 1919, just as they had predicted.

    This story has always spoken to the most basic part of us- the spiritual level. It says, yes, their something beyond the mundane aspects of our everyday lives, and it is big, big BIG. The movie about the occurrence is not surprisingly a letdown. To say that no movie could capture the experience of being their would be an understatement, but this picture is too much of a Hollywood studio film to come of as being real. For this story to work, someone like Herzog or Bergman needs to direct it, and John Brahm is not in their league.

    Even if he was, he would still have a hard time doing much with the stupid subplot involving Hugo (Gilbert Roland), the town atheist who seems to be a lot more popular than he probably would be in that situation. The script resort to creaky Christian movie clichés. Without revealing anything, I think most of us will probably suspect that there is very high probability that Hugo will not be an atheist by the end of the picture.

    I am still giving the movie a recommendation on account of the basic story, which is compelling to say the least. I would argue that every human being needs to know the story of Fatima, but not necessarily from this movie.

    The Miracle of Our Lady of Fatima (1952)

     


  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008, USA, Steven Spielberg) ****

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    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is worth the nineteen year wait.  It is thrilling, exciting, funny and wondrous to look at it.  It is a great movie.

    It is also the most fun and least serious of all of the Indiana Jones films, though not to its detriment.  It is wise not to repeat the lesson of Indy (Harrison Ford- duh) learning a great spiritual lesson and instead focuses on witty banter and character relationships.  The film of course not a deep Bergman-esq drama, but the dialogue and character developments well written enough that we are interested in what is going on between the action sequences.

    And what action sequences they are!  After seeing tons of bad Hollywood summer blockbusters, it’s so refreshing to watch a film by a Spielberg or a Peter Jackson, whose big set pieces are exciting.  I literarily jumped in my seat multiple times while watching this movie. 

    The picture also has probably the best villain of the four Indy films- Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) the Soviet Communist with a quest for knowledge that gives her character some real depth.  The fact that Blanchett is also the best performer ever to appear in the series gives the movie some real class. Not that the others actors need help.  Ford has no trouble playing a believable older Indy, and Shia LeBeouf handles a part that could have become annoying very well.  One does feel, however, that an opportunity was missed by excluding Sallah (John Rhys-Davies) from the movie, as the character played by Ray Winstone could have easily been re-written for Rhys-Davies with some minor altercations.

    Crystal Skull could have easily been another Phantom Menace, placing special effects and technology before storytelling, but Spielberg clearly has not lost his touch for this material.  The tone of the earlier films have not changed, despite the new setting of 1957.  The picture is what all Indiana Jones should be- exciting adventures around the world, harking back to a more innocent age- ours, when we looked at the world with a bit of excitement and child like wonder.  This movie made me believe that a great adventure was just around the corner. 

     

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)


  • Othello (1965, Great Britain, Stuart Burge) ****

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    It’s hard to imagine two Shakespearen adaptations that are more different, yet almost equally impressive as the Orson Welles and Laurence Olivier versions of Othello.  Welles took the Bard’s tragedy and reduced to the level of a fable, shooting on location in Italy with a highly expressionist, formalist style that was stylized as Shakespeare’s prose.  The director of Olivier’s version, Stuart Burge, emphasis the psychological aspects of the characters, with sparse sets that make us focus on the actors and little else.  Welles’s film runs ninety one minuets, Burge’s is nearly twice as long at two hours and forty five minuets. 

    According to the super reputable site known as Wikipedia, Olivier was unable to raise the money for a full film version, so used his meager budget to adapt his award winning stage version produced by the National Theatre of Great Britain.  However, as the actor explains in a bonus short on the DVD, it is not a filmed stage play (thank God).  “It is a film of  a stage play” he explains and he’s right.  Burge is not a respected director, and his credits are mostly for TV, but he makes the National Theater production a real move. 

    He is helped immeasurably of course, by the actors, all of which tone done their performances for the film and four of whom were nominated for Oscars.  It is understandable why some may object to the idea of a white actor playing Othello and I while agree that in general it is a bad idea for actors to play characters outside of their own ethnic group, it is sometimes not a bad idea in the particular.  Laurence Olivier wears realistic black makeup for the part, learned a new accent, and endows Othello with a deep humanity, based on real psychology.  There are no stereotypes here. 

    Although cineastes can deabate whether Welles, Olivier or Laurence Fishburne was the Othello, there is no question that the greatest of all Iagos is Frank Finlay, who is one of the great screen villains, a force of evil right up their with Hannibal Lecter or, yes, Dracula.  The remarkable thing about Finlay’s performance is that we kind of get why Iago is so bad- he is negative, mistrusting type, and failed promotion was the last straw, so he’s gone postal. Iago is like a force of nature- he’s evil, he can’t help it, he just is.

    The entire cast is great.  Unlike Welles film, which was essentially a two character show (Welles and Michael MacLiammoir) this picture features an amazing Desdemona (Maggie Smith) and even a complex Cassio (Derek Jacobi), usually seen as a boring character.

    The sparse sets, lack of music and focus on dialogue are reminiscent of the of early films of the sound era, we are drawn in to the lives of these character.  The film is features nearly the unabridged text of the play, is never boring, and is one of the screen’s great Shakespearean achievements. 

     

    Othello (1965)


 

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