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  • Cake or Death

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    Layer Cake  (2005)

    Debut director Michael Vaughan clearly had a list of boxes to tick:  sleek cool blue and boltgun metal color pallette, electro moody Michael Mann-like soundtrack whacked into place, drugs and clubs, copious profanity, a cocky middleman trying to escape from his line of work just as a maelstrom blasts into view to tear everything he was used to to hell. Control slips, bodies pile up, guns are brandished, more hired guns with their own freaky m.o's are brought in. The camera swirls and sweeps gracefully through the neon green and grey urban sprawl of greasy spoons, bars, and cars as deals, hits and beatings are carried out. 

    But it never really escapes from the shadow of Guy Ritchie and his Brit crime flick imitators despite the style and cast. Its a shame this film really doesnt speak with its own voice as there are plenty of glmpses of potential, but at least Vaughan is stealing from the best and knows how to bolt the thing together to carry the audience along for the ride. Best viewed as a chance to see a new director's first major work, and Daniel Craig in a pre-Bond role (the scene where he tries out a Luger pistol can now be seen in an unintentionally funny light as it foreshadows his later career choice). 
    Not worth devoting special time for, but if you bump into it when its on, pop a few pills and watch.

  • Violence delivered to your door.......

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    Ichi the Killer  (2001)

    A Miike film featuring the most delicious torture known to man, this absurdist look at the Yakuza underworld is one of the most unsettling films I have ever seen.  Featuring an infantile (with mental teeth) villain who kills purely by splitting people in half via the funky blades in his comically large shoes (and dig that hockey/cyborg/rollerball-esque jumpsuit), a under-boss with a penchant for inflicting pain on himself as much as he does others ( one torture scene involves a rather hefty pan of boiling oil and ...tempura!), and a cast of women all of whom seem to enjoy being raped, this film really requires an effort to get through. Watching this with my brother, we stopped the DVD at least 10 times to simply look at each and utter "'What the F**ck?" But the madness had to continue.
    The tone of this film is simply scattergunned all over the place- as wacky as the obviously fake blood spurts (apparently Tarantino is a fan)and multiple decapitations often appear, on just as many other occasions the sheer careful detail of veins bursting, skin stretching and tongues slicing seems to be trying to give you a grotesque anatomy lessons all in itself.  So go on, sit back, tune in, treat yourself to some tempure and torture. 

 

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