Michael bay has a knack fo getting ridiculous amounts of money for movies the will undoubtedly suck a proverbial dick. he stirkes again with his latest diarrhea fest: Transformers. bay manages to remove the emphasis from transformers un-paralleled bad-assery and place it on a stupid love story...again. throught out all but the last fifteen minutes of the movie i saw one robot fight..and it lasted like 10 seconds. more over, i had to wait over an hour just to lay eyes upon optimus prime. gay. shia lebeouf is gay. optimus was a bitch. gay. the climax was the shittiest since i fell asleep watching the nine day long epic we know as brave heart and missed the end.
If i was the director, i would have fired the person that did the casting and hired bruce willis(who would have played a pissed off cop), samuel l. jackson to swear and yell alot and robert deniro to just stand there and look pissed. then i would have had naked chicks run across the shot every once in a while because hey, tits rule. then for the movie it would have just been robot fights the whole time. you see, i should be making millions of dollars for waisting people's time, not mongoloid-michael.
if you say you loved it, then *** you. if you liked it, i disagree but we can continue to co-exist.