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Ghost Ship (2002)

Since some of these people are too retarded to look elsewhere for info like what movies are rated, it looks like you have to list what the movies are rated. Here, I'll start you off... This one is rated R (stong violence/gore, language, and sexuality) Although, the cover forgot to mention nudity because tits are still tits even when the lady is sort of dead. (Well, it is a hassle to go to http://starplus.com when you're tring to do something elsewhere, especially when your computer is slower than you are. LOL) ***** NEway, my favorite part of this movie was at the beginning when everyone gets sliced in two so smoothly it was almost unbarible until their halves started sliding onto the ground. (big smile) I also like it when the bad guy is the only hot one. That's always fun. I love bad boys! (even bigger smile)

Posted Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:06 PM by AlienLazer | with 0 comments

My hero...

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Spawn (1997)

This movie was so awesome back when it first came out, and I'll still play my Director's Cut version of it every once in a while because John Leguizamo was so cool as an ugly, little clown and I just love Spawn's cape. Yep, it's all about the cape. I actually tried watching that whole three part animated feature, but I only got half-way through the second one before giving up because I wasn't even sleepy, yet I was dozing. My husband fell asleep during the first part. LOL

Posted Tuesday, June 12, 2007 1:18 PM by AlienLazer | with 0 comments

Basic good & evil routine

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Constantine (2005)

Hey, I actually liked "Catwoman", but I'm so glad John Constantine was stolen from the Brits because they usually make such crappy movies. LOL ! I loved this movie mainly because of the graphics and everything that happened in the last 20 minutes rocked. It got a bit boring in the middle after your 2nd time watching it, but it's all cool.

Posted Tuesday, June 12, 2007 12:58 PM by AlienLazer | with 0 comments

Based on a true story?

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The Devil's Advocate (1997)

This movie is sexily seductive and highly intertaining as far as movies in the '90s go. ***** Okay, everyone knows about the OJ trial and that really great lawyer Johnny Cockren. Well, this has to be at least somewhat based on that whole thing. The only difference is that Keanu Reeves is a lot hotter, and he actually chose to follow his heart and not his wallet there at the end. Yep, the real Cockren is dead. Too bad...

Posted Tuesday, June 12, 2007 12:35 PM by AlienLazer | with 0 comments

Pulse in 2006

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Pulse (2006)

Wow, this is like the 4th movie with "Pulse" as it's only title or something. Crazy... This movie was not scary in my opinion, but all the decay was cool none the less. There was a lot that was left open at the end, so I hope they make a second one to follow it up. The ending was along the lines that many dead-comes-to-life movies follow.

Posted Tuesday, June 12, 2007 12:09 PM by AlienLazer | with 0 comments

Way scarier than the first one...

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The Ring Two (2005)

This one had more scenes with the freaky little girl jumping out at you and with her just being way too freaky to really get boring as the first one tended to. I hated the well scene. Okah, I liked it. But I get shivers down my spine every time I think about it, and sometimes when I close my eyes I picture that scene all over again. (Yikes!) The only thing it was missing was another showing of "the tape", but I guess that got old from the first one. At least they gave us some more interesting facts on Samara.

Posted Tuesday, June 12, 2007 11:49 AM by AlienLazer | with 0 comments