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  • JUNO

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    Juno  (2007)

    Know that fans of all genres thoroughly enjoyed Juno.  Now go rent or buy it.


  • REVOLVER

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    Revolver  (2005)

    I have to admit that Guy Ritchie surprised me.  The trailer for this was created to bring in the "I want stylized bloody warfare" crowd.  But Revolver is actually smarter than that.  Call me crazy, but I think Guy Ritchie made a smart movie. 

    Watch the credits all the way through to get a little insight into the basic premise.  The human mind is capable of so much, but at what point does the subconscience fool a person into mixing reality with perception?  And even more, is mankind born evil or good?  Revolver assumes people can be basically good and that evil actions are really just the result of egos.  Which is funny because I would argue that mankind's natural ego is evidence that we're born flawed. 

    Anyway, check this one out.  If you don't want to get heady -- just enjoy the fun camera work and 'splosions.


  • BLOOD WORK

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    Unforgiven  (1992)

    Blood Work  (2002)

    Let's face it, you could do a lot worse than renting Blood Work.  I know, I know... not much of an endorsement, but you know what?  Blockbuster Online has spoiled me with all the free rentals exchanged in-store.  After seeing the DVD case, I correctly guessed the outcome of the movie -- but that's not the point of Blood Work.  It's the path to the finish line.  Think Unforgiven Clint Eastwood -- still has a gun at his side, but might not have the reflexes to reach for it in time.


  • BADLANDS

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    Badlands  (1973)

    Probably Malick's movie with the most mainstream appeal, yet also the most hidden from the general public.  I'm surprised it didn't get more attention when The Thin Red Line came out, particularly since Malick doesn't have a ton of projects over the years like a Spielberg, for example. 

    Usually when I see Martin Sheen acting in his younger days, I'm impressed.  As opposed to today's Martin Sheen who every time he appears onscreen, it's like "hey, I'm Martin Sheen -- I used to act".  Anyway, the half-Charlie half-Emilio rebel plays it nice and smooth in Badlands, perfectly representing the character.  Sissy Spacek was perfect for the innocent teen just waiting for someone to corrupt her.  She's not completely naiive -- she knows her innocence is being taken by the young punk.  Overall, a fascinating first-person look at wild, misguided kids on the run.


  • THE LONG GOODBYE

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    The Long Goodbye  (1973)

    The Long Goodbye is a decent noirish flick, but there are sooooooo many other titles out there I'd recommend first.  The only reason I watched this is the luxury of fast-turnaround Blockbuster Online DVDs.

    The highlight for me was Henry Gibson.  That guy makes any movie watchable, even if he's only onscreen 5 minutes.


  • SWEENEY TODD (2007)

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    Remember a few years back when you got goosebumps after learning the great Cameron Crowe was creating a character-driven family drama inspired (as usual) by events and people close to him, and filmed near his hometown no less?  Remember that?  Then you watched Elizabethtown in the theater and said "ummm... I liked it okay". 

    Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd brings far worse feelings.  It's not his original material, so I can't blame him -- as usual the direction, Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter are awesome.  The story just isn't fit for the big screen.  I'd enjoy it on stage performed by a college drama department.  Or in the pages of a short story.  But not as a feature film.  Avoid it.


  • THE MIST

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    I'm very, very irritated with Frank Darabont right now.  The first half of The Mist had so much promise, but the second half turned ridiculous.  And I'm not talking ridiculous in the sense of creatures lurking in an ominous mist outside the store where you're trapped -- I'm talking ridiculous in the sense of what normal people might do when faced with real terror.  History tells us that mass suicide is not a likely scenario.

    What *really* turned me off was the phony Bible-thumping character.  So much so that once her role escalated, I never recovered.  I could not bring myself back to the feeling I had in the first 60 minutes -- extremely nervous due to the claustorphobic nature of the set.  She was phony because Darabont didn't bother trying to make this woman 1% believable.  Does ANYONE in Hollywood know a born-again Christian?  Anyone?!  Half of her poppycock dialogue alleged to be biblical prophesy was just wild ad-lib on Darabont's part.  Bah!

    And the "shock" finale was just that -- shock value.  No merit.  (I'll be kind and warn you to turn away if you don't want to be spoilerized)

    Look, you want me to believe that the dad, chick, old lady, and nice geezer sit in the car for 30 seconds after driving who-knows-how-far before deciding they better off themselves?  What's to say the mist doesn't stop 50 feet ahead of them?  I saw this freakin ending coming a mile away and hated it.  Not for the sheer fact that dad turned the gun on everyone, but because it wasn't the time for it.  Maybe if they had been in the car 3 days without food and water, surrounded by creatures... but not the immediate sacrifice.  "Let's drive as far as we can because we want to survive, dammit!"  "Oh, out of gas now?  Ok, I had a nice life.  Buh-bye."


  • ff2: rise of the made-for-tv comic movie that snuck into theaters

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    Wow, FF2 sucked hard.  TNT and Spike have produced better made-for-tv fare.  This coming from a comic book geek.  When Marvel made a splash a few years back with Spider-Man, I had high hopes for the Fantastic Four franchise.  They are, after all, Marvel's "first family".  Royalty.  And the sci-fi/action combo in the comics mixed with the family drama is superior breeding ground for a blockbuster franchise.  Instead, we fanboys were fed giant turds.

  • ON DANGEROUS GROUND

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    Be like me and buy every one of the WB Film Noir Box Sets.  On Dangerous Ground is the first one I watched out of Vol. 3 and it alone makes the box worth grabbing.

    Noir staple Robert Ryan plays Robert Ryan (a tough cop who regularly beats up bad guys).  "Why do you make me do it? You know you're gonna talk!"  The first act takes place in a dark, rainy city.  The cinematography sets up the first-person, lonely, hopeless sort of feeling quite well.  Then the film completely shifts character -- Ryan is transferred out to the wintry countryside to catch a killer on the loose.  Watching Ryan act is always a treat.  There are some scenes where he doesn't even speak, but manages to speak volumes through expressions and body language. 

    Don't rent it, buy the set!


  • PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END

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    Ok, so I'm a sucker for Captain Jack Sparrow.  But that's no accident.  Gore Verbinski & Co. have tapped into the mass male population that deep down inside loves pirates, sword play, babes with weapons, pirates, twisted humor, anything that smells like Michael Bay, and pirates.

    I vow to own every DVD ever produced from this series.


  • L'AVVENTURA

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    L'Avventura  (1960)

    I want to say I love L'avventura... it's unique and considering it arrived in 1960, way ahead of its time in terms of the method of plot delivery.  This film basically has a surprise beginning, as opposed to a surprise ending.  My beef is that it was a smidge too long (2:20).

    At the beginning, Anna is the centerpiece.  She and some friends are on a remote island when she disappears without a trace.  Boyfriend Sandro and pal Claudia pursue the few leads that surface without success.  Then at some point (I'm not exactly sure when), they don't really care about finding Anna anymore.  And neither does the viewer.  It becomes clear that the film's focus is Claudia, not Anna -- and not Claudia's physical adventure tracking Anna, but her emotional adventure with and without Sandro.  Sandro is a tool.  Claudia should realize it, but doesn't until the end. 

    The disc looks great.  It's Criterion, and you know those guys can restore an old film like nobody's business.  Rent it.


  • THE TRAIN

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    The Train  (1965)

    I love Blockbuster Online.  It gives you the ability to dig through the archives of your choice directors and actors for the flicks that aren't on the tips of everyone's tongues.  The Train is one such title.  I'm a sucker for war movies as it is, particularly WWI or WWII. 

    With The Train you get John Frankenheimer, Burt Lancaster, and Nazis.  Go watch it!


  • NOSFERATU

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    Nosferatu  (1922)

    I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure this is the first full-length silent movie I've seen.  LOVED IT.  If you're reading this, then you probably already own it or scan Harry Knowles' column at Aint It Cool News to get DVD recommendations.  If by chance you haven't seen it, it's a testimony to the high quality that old movies were capable of.  (A thousand apologies for ending a sentence with a preposition).

  • KLUTE

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    Klute  (1971)

    I'm somewhere between "Like" and "Neutral" on Klute.  The film looked really good, dialogue was clear, score was good.  But it felt choppy to me, as if the director couldn't decide if he wanted a chase-thriller or a dramatic investigation into the psyche of an "upscale" prostitute.

    What I found most interesting was the character study, not the "is the bad john gonna get her" part.  Jane Fonda's opening monologue played on a tape recorder (that's a prehistoric iPod, kiddies... not that kiddies should be reading about Klute...) by Bad John says everything we need to know about her, including why she would open herself up to strange men capable of unspeakable evil:  she doesn't believe in evil.  Not really.  She believes all people are born good and each has their own moral compass:  shades of gray, but no black and white. 

    Movie characters like this always interest me because it's such a common point of view in the world, and yet it is proven wrong every day in the news.  Hell, it's proven wrong every day in your own life.  People are rotten to the core and capable of minor offenses and terrible offenses.  But an offense is an offense -- we all commit them.  Jane Fonda's prostitute has no problem contributing to the break-up of a marriage because she's helping a man feel good.  It's not an offense equal to murder, but look at the fallout of broken marriages -- living by your feelings is reckless and causes a world of hurt.


  • LUCKY YOU

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    Lucky You  (2007)

    Let me cut to the chase - if you have not seen Lucky You, there is no reason to rush out and pick it up.  It's just too long for what it is.  Get a cheaper cast and make it a one-hour, one-shot TV movie on ESPN without commercial interruption.  I don't care what card sharks tell you -- watching a Texas Hold 'Em game on TV is not thrilling, and the narration to educate us on the rules only muddies things.  We're still just watching expressions and cheers to see who won each round.

    I like Drew Barrymore.  But all her romantic characters are virtually interchangeable. 


 

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