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Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:47:00 GMT

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Have a general question? Need help with some thing on the site? Have a bug you would like to report? Well then, you have come to the right place. No matter what you are having trouble with, we would like to help you find a solution. And maybe, through your own experience with the site, you will want to help other users too. That's what communities are all about.

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Spout Group:HORROR MOVIES 101 - FOR ALL WHO LOVE HORROR MOVIES

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:53:17 GMT

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Spout Group:foureyedmonsters - Talk to Susan & Arin about the movie and those addictive podcasts.

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 05:42:31 GMT

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Spout Group:Weekly Theme - "Fighting off boredom with the Iron Fist of Variety"

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:20:23 GMT

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Spout Group:Spout Mavens - Spout's best movie reviewers. Membership is limited.

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:10:52 GMT

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Spout Group:missing a film - we'll help you find a film

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:30:05 GMT

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Spout Group:Friends of Foreign Flicks - Discussions of all films not American.

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:05:26 GMT

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At some point you just want more than what's right in front of you.

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Spout Group:The Documentary - A place to talk about the much overlooked genre of the Documentary.

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:05:39 GMT

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Spout Group:Sound on Sight - Podcasts, movie reviews, interviews, news and more.

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:03:03 GMT

Group Name: Sound on Sight - Podcasts, movie reviews, interviews, news and more.
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Sound on Sight proudly brings you two podcasts each week. Voted best podcast in 2008, these hard working hosts cover everything from mainstream Hollywood films to noir, horror, science fiction, cult cinema, documentary film making and more. Look out for a new show added every Tuesday and Thursday morning.

http://www.soundonsight.org/

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Spout Group:Worst Movie Ever - The Group is dedicated to uncovering the bombs, so you don't have too.

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:43:26 GMT

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Spout Group:Movie Polls - Vote in weekly polls and discuss

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:42:29 GMT

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Each week I will post a new poll. Please vote in the poll and reply to the discussion thread to discuss the question. Please do not vote more than once.

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Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:29:56 GMT

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Join us to discuss your favorite or most horrifying Zombie Movies or just your most memorable Zombie Moments. From Funny to Scary to Gory to Bizarre...

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Spout Group:A World of MSTies - Thank You, Won't We?

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:25:25 GMT

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Glorify the best show ever (MST3K) with wit, wisdom and downright wackiness!

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Spout Group:It's a Wonderful Night for Oscar! - Devoted to everything nominated or snubbed by the Academy of Golden Guys

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:11:33 GMT

Group Name: It's a Wonderful Night for Oscar! - Devoted to everything nominated or snubbed by the Academy of Golden Guys
Group Description: Year after year, movie lovers and non movie lovers alike discuss ad nauseum the fate of films nominated for the utmost honor, the Academy Award. Some people watch it for the fashion. Some people watch for the haute couture. Some people watch for their fill of celebrity sightings. If you are a member of this group, you love everything about the Super Bowl of movies, especially the movies themselves! You love to make predictions, guess at the politics, discuss and dissect who should have been nominated and who should have won...or, you're just an avid movie lover that likes to pay attention. Come join the group!
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Spout Group:Movie Marathons

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:33:02 GMT

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This is a group for members to start and organize movie marathons. Its primary purpose is to get more people exposed to more film. And to watch these films and discuss them as a group.

Anyone can start a marathon and marathons can be organized in many different ways to showcase the films of a director, actor, genre, theme etc...

Check the Guidlines and Suggestions discussion for ideas.

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Spout Group:Movies we do not want to see - Try to convince us to see these movies!

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:31:56 GMT

Group Name: Movies we do not want to see - Try to convince us to see these movies!
Group Description: Want to be a member? Send me a message with a list of at least 5 movies that you do not want to see. There are many movies that I do not want to see. I'm not sure if its right of me to decide never to see a movie without seeing it. You know...like when a kid says they hate mushrooms even though they admit never trying them. So maybe this is a good spot for people to display movies they don't think they want to see, and see if anyone can convince us to try them out.
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Spout Post: JP Paxton and the Review That Wasn't Suppose to be Written

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:59:41 GMT

Post By: The1TheOnlyJP
Post To: The Paxton Log
Post Date: 5/23/2008 8:59:41 PM
Body: The wind blows northeast failing miserably in its attempt to offer even the slightest relief from the scorching sun above. The sweat drips profusely from my hurting head here as I remain in the confines of almost deafening silence for what has now been 159 days. Too long some have said; too long. As much as I would like to voice my hatred of this I'm afraid I ashamedly cannot. It was my decision after all, but perhaps the wrong one. It is now though I make another. It is now as I hold in my hand a particular perforated souvenir I know it is time. Ah yes, time indeed. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you this ever so special piece: JP Paxton and the Review That Wasn't Suppose to be Written.It was the summer of 1981 and one of the most recognizable characters in film had been introduced to the world sporting a fedora, leather jacket, pistol, & of course a ten foot bullwhip. His name: Henry Walton Jones, Jr. better known as Indiana Jones. Played then by a thirty-eight year old Harrison Ford, the brave adventurer would forever be remembered as being apart of what many claim to be the greatest adventure film of all time, 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' Who would've known then we'd still be seeing him up on the big screen here twenty-seven years later? (Please put your hands down.) In 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' Harrison Ford returns for yet another installment of the now classic series proving (not that he had to) he's still got it. Though it may have taken quite a while for him, Steven Speilberg, & George Lucas to arrive at an agreement after seemingly ending the series in '89, it doesn't appear to make any difference to those thousands who flocked to midnight showings just a couple of days ago.Taking place in 1957 'Crystal Skull' picks up nineteen years after Jones' last escapade 'The Last Crusade.' Once captured by a group of Reds lead by Irina Spalko played by the super talented Cate Blanchett Indy and his friend Mac are forced to aid in their mission to find a lost crystal skull. Along for the ride is star of the moment, Shia LeBeouf as greaser Mutt, Jon Broadbent as a former colleague of Jones' Harold Oxley, & returning to reprise her role as Indy's old flame from 'Raiders' Karen Allen playing the not-so-fiesty-anymore Marion Ravenwood.Going into this I was absolutely ecstatic. I love the first two and 'Crusade' was okay (please don't kill me) so I was really looking forward to what Speilberg and Lucas had in store hoping to impress us all yet again. Sadly I have to tell you, I was disappointed. It's not horrible by any means though. The initial problem lies within the writing and everything else just goes from there beginning with three character mishaps all the while Harrison as Indy remaining great. Here we had Cate Blanchett, one of my favorite actresses for once as a villain. It wasn't her cheesy accent that got me, it was the fact I couldn't get away from the fact that it was fucking Cate Blanchett. In my eyes, just too big for the role. Also, she wasn't all that dangerous. I mean yeah, she could swordfight and was able to throw a few punches here and there, but I didn't find her to be that evil. Next there's Karen Allen back as Marion Ravenwood. Any good writer would've used her and Indy's reunion as more of a way to make the story more dramatic, while in true Jones style equally humorous. Instead all we end up getting is Karen smiling as wide as she can no matter what as if she's just thrilled to have even been invited back. Then finally there's LeBeouf a.k.a. Mr. Hey I Can Have Three Hit Movies In One Summer But Not Really Have Any Talent. Did anyone actually take him seriously in this? I'm sorry, but I just don't see him as the knife-wielding badass type. To me he came off like a pretty boy with a cool cycle.The other issue I had regarding this shameful screenplay was the overall inclusion of over-the-top action scene after over-the-top action scene set to an overall flat storyline. This is pretty much how the film flows: death defying stunt, another defying stunt, one more death defying stunt, little bit of story, repeat. With that said, it can't go without saying that there were in fact some really fun and enjoyable moments throughout. The cycle chase, fight atop the cars, as well as the ants attack were all spectacular. I just would've preferred a more well paced approach as was seen in 'Raiders.'The thing about 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' though is that there are so many fans out there that will just be pleased another Jones movie has been made that nothing will be able to tarnish their opinion of it. I completely understand that. However, although it's not what they want to hear, the sad truth is, 'Crystal Skull' skull is just okay. Not awful, not fantastic, just okay. If you're looking to pass a couple of hours with some mindless fun, this is the way to do it.

Spout Post: Entertainment Weekly Is Funny

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:38:48 GMT

Post By: The1TheOnlyJP
Post To: The Paxton Log
Post Date: 4/25/2008 7:38:48 PM
Body: Ladies and gentlemen, we're but a mere seven days from the official start of the 2008 summer movie season. Hollywood is hoping the current box office slump will take a turn for the better and begin to rise with releases such as 'Speed Racer', the next trip to Narnia 'Prince Caspian' and Indiana Jones' highly anticipated adventure 'Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' all in the coming weeks. This past week Entertainment Weekly put out their summer preview issue which includes projections for what they believe will be the top ten grossing films of the summer. That list is as follows:$355.9 mil 01 - 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'$310.8 mil 02 - 'The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian'$280.4 mil 03 - 'Hancock'$280.3 mil 04 - 'Wall-E'$267.7 mil 05 - 'Iron Man'$255 mil 06 - 'The Dark Knight'$244.6 mil 07 - 'Kung Fu Panda'$176.5 mil 08 - 'The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor'$147.2 mil 09 - 'The Incredible Hulk'$146.6 mil 10 - 'Tropic Thunder'Expectations are high all across the board. The cumulative total of those estimates comes to $2.465 billion, just $20 million behind the overall top ten of last year. I'm sorry to burst anyone's bubble, but there is no way in hell the box office is going to bring in those kind of numbers this year. 2007 was the biggest year in history and to say it'll be close here in 2008 is ignorant. Even being the goldenboy at the moment won't generate $280 million for Will Smith in 'Hancock.' While promotion online may be plentiful this is one film people aren't talking about. As far as super heroes go this summer, it's all about Iron Man and Batman; not some medicore made-up comedian that can fly. A projected total of $176 million for 'Tomb of the Dragon Emperor?' Smack dab in the middle of the release weeks for 'X-Files: I Want to Believe' and 'Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D' (which also stars Fraser...) will no doubt put a crimp in it's style and overall revenue. Also, most of the general public at the moment haven't a clue that this is even coming out in August. (Yeah, that means start sending out the posters to the theaters now Universal.) The fact is its been seven years too long since anyone cared about encino man fighting off a CGI monster. Probably the most shocking of the predictions though is the amusingly ambitious $310 million for 'Narnia.' This time the buzz isn't as loud and the idea this installment promises to be darker will in my opinion deter many parents from flocking to see it. 'Wall-E' will in fact be Disney's bread and butter this year. The following list is my take on what I assume the actual top ten films and their total grosses will be.$350 mil 01 - 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'$280 mil 02 - 'The Dark Knight'$250 mil 03 - 'Wall-E'$235 mil 04 - 'Iron Man'$225 mil 05 - 'The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian'$208 mil 06 - 'Kung Fu Panda'$183 mil 07 - 'Hancock'$145 mil 08 - 'Tropic Thunder'$142 mil 09 - 'The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor'$130 mil 10 - 'Get Smart' The combined total of my list ends up as $2.127, which is far more plausible then Entertainment Weekly's hilarious estimates. Now there are also a few films that could possibly prove to be surprisers when it's all said and done. (I didn't include them in the above list because I find them each to be too big of a wildcard.) Depending on just how many hardcore fans of the once popular show of the same name get out and see it, 'Sex and the City' could bring in anywhere from $95-$130 million. The option to do two sequels wasn't included in the leading ladies' contracts for nothing. Then of course there's the re-start to the Hulk series which is getting more and more attention as the weeks pass. A sum of $130-$149 doesn't seem to impossible to me if all goes well for it. Most importantly though is the quite colorful adaptation from the Wachowski brothers: 'Speed Racer.' A hefty promotion deal with Mattel, McDonald's, Target, General Mills, Esurance, Lego and others could drive the film to finish as high as $185 million (no, I'm not kidding) depending how well audiences respond. The only sure things about this summer are 'Indiana Jones' will not live up to it's hype, 'Dark Knight' will positively rock and 'Wall-E' will be Pixar's finest animated feature to date.

Spout Post: Oscar Picks (WOOOOOO!!!)

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:33:42 GMT

Post By: The1TheOnlyJP
Post To: The Paxton Log
Post Date: 2/24/2008 7:33:42 PM
Body: No lengthy explanations as to why, just short and sweet; here are my picks for tonight's 80th Annual Academy Awards.- Best Visual Effects: Diana Miao for 'Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End'- Best Sound Mixing: Alan Meyerson for 'Transformers'- Best Sound Editing: Skip Lievsay and Joel Dougherty for 'No Country for Old Men'- Best Original Song: 'Falling Slowly' from 'Once' written and performed by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova- Best Original Score: Dario Marianelli for 'Atonement'- Best Makeup: Liz Dann for 'Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End'- Best Costume Design: Colleen Atwood for 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street'- Best Film Editing: Tatiana S. Riegel for 'There Will Be Blood'- Best Art Direction: Gary Freeman for 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street'- Best Cinematography: Seamus McGarvey for 'Atonement'- Best Documentary: 'Sicko'- Best Animated Picture: 'Ratatouille'- Best Foreign Language Film: 'The Counterfeiters'- Best Adapted Screenplay: Ronald Harwood for 'The Diving Bell and the Butterfly'- Best Original Screenplay: Diablo Cody for 'Juno'- Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett as Jude Quinn in 'I'm Not There'- Supporting Actor: Casey Affleck as Robert Ford in 'The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford'- Leading Actress: Ellen Page as Juno MacGuff in 'Juno'- Leading Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview in 'There Will Be Blood'- Best Director: Paul Thomas Anderson for 'There Will Be Blood'- Best Picture: 'No Country for Old Men'

Spout Post: Top 10 Favorite Films of 2007

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:51:05 GMT

Post By: The1TheOnlyJP
Post To: The Paxton Log
Post Date: 1/2/2008 10:51:05 PM
Body: Here it is, one final post relating to the movies of 2007. This in my opinion is really the only list that counts. Here I'm not talking about the supposed best films of the year (although some certainly are) but rather which ones I personally loved most. This time I'm actually going to place them in order though. So sit back and relax as I unveil my top ten favorite films of 2007. (Sadly, 'Bratz' is not one of them.)[10] 'Black Snake Moan'I love Samuel L. Jackson. He's the only reason I'm even interested in the upcoming action-flick 'Jumper.' His role in 'Black Snake Moan' as the bluesman Lazarus was something completely different for him. This was a movie which basically boils down to being about a black man reaching out to a lust driven white girl in an attempt at helping her with her sickness. Sounds a little dirty when in fact their relationship in the film is anything but. The sad thing is this turned out to be a defining role for Jackson and most people have never even heard of the film. Kudos to Craig Brewer for creating such a different story for us to experience.[09] 'Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End'After the disgusting fiasco in 2006 better known as 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest' I must say I was taken back by the fact I actually enjoyed 'At World's End.' This guilty pleasure not only is one of my favorite films of 2007, but is also my greatest theater-going experience of the year. For me there has always been something about being at large showings that just gets me excited. The sold out premiere that took place on Thursday May 24 did just that. Seeing this surprisingly fun flick with my dad in a theater packed to the brim with lovers, haters & newcomers to the 'Pirates' franchise was fantastic.[08] 'Across the Universe''Across the Universe' was definitely the film I anticipated most of all in 2007. After months and months of waiting I was rewarded with an additional three weeks of waiting due to the ridiculous snobs at Revolution Studios. I bet they sure had their share of laughs once the film failed at the box office. To them I say, fuck you. Even though it turned out to not quite be as amazing as I had envisioned it still remains to be among my favorites. From the creative army induction scene to Mr. Kite's whimsical circus almost every moment of it is pure gold. Plus, now every time my ears are filled with Joe Anderson and Salma Hayeks rendition of "Happiness Is a Warm Gun" I'm instantly transported to another place located somewhere between joy and delight.[07] 'Atonement''Atonement' is an interesting movie. I liked how it was artsy enough to be considered among the Oscar front-runners and mainstream enough to feature an ending that only had me reminiscing about 'Titanic' despite very large differences. I also liked how it was able maintain a balance of almost every genre. It had its funny moments, anger streaks, thrilling sequences, dramatic tone, & of course romance. Honestly, I liked it so much I'm anxious to read the novel it's based on which I'll begin once I finish with 'The Mist.'[06] 'Hairspray'Never would I have guessed that a movie starring Zac Efron would end up as being one of my favorites of the past year. I have to admit though, it was just so much fun to watch. And watch I did; five times while it played in theaters to be exact. One of those viewings was even at 10:40 in the evening after a storm had knocked out the power at my house during mid-August. There I was all alone in that big auditorium seeing John Travolta shimmy and shaking on screen to his hearts content as "You Can't Stop the Beat" played. Scarier things can't even be seen within the darkest of nightmares I guarantee.[05] 'Ratatouille'Going into 'Ratatouille' I wasn't really sure what to expect. Yes, it was directed by Brad Bird who created another highly acclaimed Disney-Pixar film titled 'The Incredibles' a few years prior so it had that going for it. But one has to question just how good a film about a rat who aspires to cook in Paris could be. Once it was all over and I had seen it, my only question from then on which I pondered many times was will any other film top that this year? The answer remains the same to this day: no. It was a perfect example of Disney at it's finest and I've yet to see a film released in 2007 that managed to be better than it in terms of movie making.[04] 'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street'Another Tim Burton movie, another time Johnny Depp is cast as its lead. We've been down this road before except this time it was truly great. Since the ending wasn't a jaw-dropper it would only be necessary for there to be other reasons why it turned out to be so. Hence why such emphasis and recognition is required regarding the flair and style exhibited by the cast. Burton's wife Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Lovett proved to hold her own with her not-so-smooth but rather rough vocals required to pull off the performance. Depp who wasn't exactly awe-inspiring in the singing department but not dreadful either per say was equally impressive. The only real problem I had with 'Sweeney Todd:' was the CGI-heavy opening credits. I've always loved how Burton takes the audience on a ride through the world in which his film takes place. Here though I just didn't understand why it was needed to feature so much CGI in the sequence when the remainder had little to none. No biggie though, like I said I thought it was great.[03] 'Juno'This movie which was inspired by Jamie Lynn Spears' recent headlines (ha, ha, ha) was for me the funniest of the year. The dialogue in it is so smart and so honest I had a smile so wide I was poking the people sitting beside me in their each of their cheeks. The fact the little thirteen year-olds that were behind me on the way out after it was finished were spouting aloud how they liked 'Knocked Up' better filled me with complete and uncontrollable rage. Thus I was not at fault when I spun around and pummeled them to the floor leaving them drenched in a lukewarm puddle of Coke from their half-drank sixty-four ounce cups they bought at the concession stand earlier. Well, not really, but I would have immensely enjoyed doing so.[02] 'La Vie en Rose'No actress was more on point or convincing in 2007 than Marion Cotillard in this bio-pic. She was beyond beautiful to watch. Then there was the scenery which was almost as mesmerizing as she was. I'm a sucker for backgrounds and such, and boy let me tell you 'La Vie en Rose' delivered. The city of Paris was fascinatingly smutty and grungy (in a good way) while New York was alluring and gorgeous. The way the lights sparkled behind Cotillard and Martin before they depart for the first time at the hotels entrance was lovely. Anyone who has any interest in the life of Edith Piaf should absolutely see this movie.[01] 'Grindhouse'Amazing. Kickass. Awesome. Mind-blowing. Incredible. Marvelous. Wahootastic. Are there any other words that more perfectly describe my favorite film of the year? It really sucks that people just didn't get this great piece of cinema. I mean seriously how hard is to understand that Rose McGown sporting a machine-gun leg plus Kurt Russell killing people with a car equals three hours and twelve minutes of crazy cool? OH, POOR LITTLE TONY!!! MOMMY TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT GUN!!! Just great. Now I've gone and confused people who haven't seen it even more because they're not going to know what the hell that last bit even referred to. Oh well, here's to my involuntary continuing of the problem. Okay, I'm done. No more posts about 2007 I promise. All posts about movies from here on out will only pertain to that of releases of 2008. Once again, thank you to those that took the time to read. I love you all. Dedicated to all of my friends: those very special people who put up with my non-stop jabbering about movies.

Spout Post: The 10 Best Films of 2007

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:35:28 GMT

Post By: The1TheOnlyJP
Post To: The Paxton Log
Post Date: 1/1/2008 5:35:28 AM
Body: Hello, my name is JP Paxton and I love movies. What began in mid 2004 has since became my uncontrollable obsession that can now be considered nothing less than an incurable sickness. Seriously, I probably think of a movie or something movie-related once every ten seconds. Because of this, I am propelled to constantly see, write & talk about movies. Those of you who are my friends or at least know of me already know this. For the ones that don't, now you know. Here it is New Year's Eve which means that yet another year has passed. Of course though that also means I'm here to let you all know what films I consider the best of 2007. This year certainly had its share of disappointments including but not limited to 'Bee Movie', 'Underdog' & 'Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium.' I still can't recall what made me even think 'Underdog' might have possibly had a shot at being even half-decent. With the bad though there's always some good. For example 'Once'; the independent musical starring actual musical artists as the films two leads instead of actors resulting in real on-screen emotion. Also this year featured the thrilling crime-drama 'Zodiac' depicting the merciless murderers that started in the 60's by the infamous serial killer of the same name. Then there was the film that would inevitably become my favorite of 2007: 'Grindhouse.' The throwback to the gritty, low-budget exploitation double features of the 70's caused confusion among audiences nationwide due to marketing that didn't quite reveal its true nature. For those of that did understand it though we were able to appreciate it's kick-ass style and utter awesomeness. However, not one of the films I just mentioned are included in the list that follows and neither are 'Michael Clayton', 'Away From Her', 'Before the Devil Knows You're Dead' or 'Gone Baby Gone.' They all had some great qualities but just fell short in the end. With that, here they are in all their glory in no particular order, the ten films deemed by yours truly as the best of 2007.'La Vie en Rose'The passionate and troubled life of Paris singer Edith Piaf features one of if not the most captivating performances of the year. Written with her in mind by director Olivier Dahan, Marion Cotillard is flawless. I imagine she'll be a shoe-in for a nomination of best actress at this years Oscars.'Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street'Tim Burton and Johnny Depp's sixth collaboration together is a "bloody" good Gothic feast for the eyes. It's true, it is repetitious of Burton's previous works in terms of style but it's also a smooth and elegant telling of the macabre brought to life by its great music.'Juno'This was actually the final film I saw this year and how glad I am that ended up getting the chance to do so. It is an immensely funny, clever & sweet comedy starring the fantastic Ellen Page. Its greatest strength resides in the smart screenplay written by Diablo Codybest known for memoir titled "Candy Girl: A Year in The Life of an Unlikely Stripper."'The Kite Runner'One of three book adaptations featured in this best of list 'The Kite Runner' brings to the big screen Khaled Hossenini's gripping novel of friendship and betrayal. While many will argue the exact opposite, I found it to be an amazing story that will touch your heart.'Ratatouille'Take one ambitious rat named Remy, an array of astounding visuals that could only be created by Pixar studios and then mix them with the delightful storytelling and directing skills of Brad Bird. Let it simmer for a few years and what do you get? A delicious film that reinforces the fact that even after all these years magic has yet to leave the imaginative Walt Disney Pictures.'Sicko'Oh, how patriotic Michael Moore is. He returned this year with his documentary voicing the horrors of the healthcare system in America. The surprisingly interesting and entertaining two hours and three minutes and will make you cringe and leave you in complete awe.'Atonement'The opening film at this year's Venice Film Festival and adaptation of Ian McEwan's novel brought to the table a wondrous tale of longing which featured magnificent cinematography and an equally lovely score composed by Dario Marianelli. It's such a shame it's not playing in more theaters here in the U.S.'Superbad'Written by Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg when they were just thirteen years old 'Superbad' turned out to be super good. The Judd Apatow produced comedy is hands down one the years funniest films that offers a truthful glimpse of teenage anxiety and has a groovy soundtrack to boot including cuts from composer Lyle Workman as well as tracks from The Bar-Kays and Rick James.'I'm Not There'The bio-pic formed and executed in a way that resembled one of its subjects own songs 'I'm Not There' gave an interesting look at the life of Bob Dylan. While it wasn't quite what I had envisioned beforehand it still is probably the best put together and creative film of 2007.'No Country for Old Men'The most compelling film of the year is brought to us by The Coen brothers. It gives us a front row seat to the violent game of cat and mouse portrayed by Josh Brolin and a extraordinarily crafty Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh from the bestseller by Cormac McCarthy. There is no doubt in my mind a best picture nomination in store for this flick.So there you have it. You may agree or disagree with my choices, it doesn't really matter to me. Just be aware that if you don't agree with me you are wrong. DEAD WRONG. Right now I'm typing this as my face sports a disturbingly angry expression... Seriously though, I wish you all a safe and happy new year. Thanks for reading.

Spout Post: Irrefutable

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:01:40 GMT

Post By: The1TheOnlyJP
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Post Date: 12/15/2007 8:01:40 PM
Body: After almost fifty years thereafter their debut in 1958 Alvin and his chipmunk brothers Simon and Theodore have returned and are starring in their very own live-action/CGI feature film. The five-time Grammy award winning trio has remained pretty much the same. Simon is still the smart one, Theodore is still the chubby one & Alvin is still...well Alvin. Let me make it perfectly clear though, I certainly didn't have high expectations for this film from the get-go but I can't refute the fact there was something that definitely surprised me about it. (This is part where you assume the cute little critters' re-telling of their rise to fame turned out to be pretty good.)There's no denying they're cute. Especially Theodore (voiced by one-hit-wonder Jesse McCartney) who was the actual leading munk as opposed to Alvin. The chunky little, green hoodie-wearing guy who's obviously short a few acorns steals most of the spotlight with his adorable innocence. Also, as far cuteness goes there was no scene more touching than the opening of the Christmas gifts with their manager and friend Dave played by Jason Lee. Even the most cynical person would be unable to prevent themselves from smiling during each of their unveilings. However, no matter how cute they may be it doesn't make up for the overall mess of a movie this turned out to be. (This is the part where you question just exactly where I am going with this.)Jason Lee who earlier this year voiced the lead character in an atrocious movie by the name of Underdog was absolutely lousy as Dave. From his facial expressions to the familiar yell of "AAAALLLLVVIINNNNNN!!!" it all was ridiculously and horrendously forced. Nothing about his character was believable because of this. Oh, but then there's David Cross (who's not even a half-decent actor to begin with) as the money-hungry record executive Ian Hawk. However, for the most part I can honestly say it wasn't all his fault. The feeble screenplay is mainly to blame. Never was there one inkling of cleverness written for him. Also, there's Cameron Richardson as the love interest of Dave who delivered her lines with as much depth as that of an empty childs swimming pool. Ugh, but at this point I'm just beating a dead squirrel thus I shall not continue. (This is the part where the true chipmunk fans are ready to stop reading. However, I urge them not to.)So poor acting, writing & a few other things I didn't even mention. Let me just put that all aside here and get to my point. The thing that surprised me about 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' was it's ability to end up as an amazing oxymoron. Yes, it's one of the year's worst attempts at a movie. Some might even go as far to say a wasted opportunity to revive the Chipmunks' popularity. However, it's also the best movie of the year for kids. I kid not. After all I am JP Paxton, would I kid you?... OKAY, so there was that misleading (but hilarious) review for 'Bratz', but hey, my reasoning was justified. Anyways, before I get anymore off track, it's true, The Chipmunks will entertain the kiddies more than any other movie released this year. Let's face it, 'The Golden Compass' isn't for everyone, 'Bee Movie' was utterly dumb & 'Shrek the Third' was just plain bad. I guarantee that 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' will ignite uncontrollable laughing from any kid ten years old or younger. The silly jokes, catchy songs & lovable trio are all enough to make this THE movie to take the kids to this holiday season. (This is the part where you stop hating me.)

Spout Post: A Must-See

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 00:35:43 GMT

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Post Date: 10/8/2007 8:35:43 PM
Body: "There's nothing you can know that can't be known. There's nothing you can see that isn't shown". Fantastic words originally sung by the Beatles back in 1967 and now being heard again in director Julie Taymor's original musical 'Across the Universe'. Filled with more than thirty songs by the famous group from Liverpool, it tells the tale of two star crossed lovers living in the ever changing 1960's. Of all the films to be released here in 2007 this was the one I was waiting for. It was first brought to my attention at the very start of the year by an uncanny Mr. Scott Yuken. I didn't invest much into his mentioning then seeing as how I hadn't heard of even seen a trailer for the film. Then on January 19th right before my viewing of 'The Last King of Scotland' that all changed. A guy on a beach appeared on the screen and began to sing 'Girl'. Before it was over and the title was revealed I knew this was the film Scott had been talking about. From that day on I'd been waiting and dieing to it see it. After a three week release schedule delay due to a revenge motivated Revolution Studios it happened. I finally got to see it this past Friday.It's not done in the showy stage style like 'Chicago' and this year's 'Hairspray', nor is it any less entertaining. It sort of feels like it mimics the essence of 'Moulin Rouge' but takes itself seriously and goes one step further creatively and visually. From an interesting army induction number to a melodic underwater scene Taymor has brought to us one of the most stunningly illustrative films in years. I can't even remember how many times I caught myself with my mouth wide open in total awe. To boot, the music arrangements and new renditions of classic Beatles songs are just plain great. Some of the tunes will sound pleasingly familiar as they have been kept true to the originals like 'Hold Me Tight' and 'All My Loving'. Others like 'I Want to Hold Your Hand' have been transformed into completely new forms with equally different meanings. Personally I loved how the actors had to sing most of the songs live during filming adding a realistic emotional tone instead of lip syncing. Still, there's no doubt that some of the hardcore fans of the Beatles will voice their hatred of the re-workings to their beloved favorites even if deep down they can't admit even to themselves they love them.Most surprising to me though were the stellar performances from this cast of mostly unknowns. Jim Sturgees impresses as the young dock worker from Liverpool with his undeniable charm. Evan Rachel Wood who many will remember from TV's 'Once and Again' where she played Jessie Sammler is superb as the idealist Lucy. Together their romance is although highly cliqued, in my eyes on the best on-screen relationships to date. Many of the other memorable actors are those who aren't seen but for a short amount of time such as Eddie Izzard as the fascinating ringmaster Mr. Kite. Then of course T.V. Carpio as soul-seeking lesbian Prudence who is for sure someone who should have been included more in the film. Her version of 'I Want to Hold Your Hand' is both haunting and moving.Sadly enough, there are a few flaws in this wonderful spectacle of a film. I wanted to give 'Across the Universe' five stars, I really did. Nonetheless I can't escape the fact it didn't begin as extraordinary as the rest of it turned out to be. Starting out as if it wasn't quite sure it was going to be a run of the mill musical or one of the greats, everything just didn't take off. Maybe I seen the beach scene too many times in the trailer or I felt the switching back and forth between Lucy and Jude was a cheap way to cut the runtime. Either way, worry did wash over me along with the newspaper waves seen at the start. The only other thing I can see as a problem is something most people are going to hate me for saying. Yes, the songs were redone great, but perhaps there was just a bit too many of them. Thirty-one songs with vocals is awful lot you must admit. (Most movies musicals have nowhere near that many.) It pains me to stamp this review with but four stars. However, it's still one of my favorite films and I still urge everyone to see it because there's also no escaping the fact that 'Across the Universe' is one of the few must-see films of 2007.

Spout Post: 'Halloween'

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:06:26 GMT

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Body: The idea of the highly acclaimed 1978 horror-classic 'Halloween' from John Carpenter being redone is one that has sparked much debate since its mentioning last year. Many hardcore fans of it stuck their noses up at the thought where just as many modern day horror lovers began to anticipate it. I find the first film nothing truly special. It's okay and all, but there's nothing distinguishing about it except for the wonderful music it featured. So when it was announced a remake, I'm sorry a "revision" was being made only one thing drew me in: the fact Rob Zombie was going to be directing. His previous works 'House of 1,000 Corpses' and its follow-up 'The Devil's Rejects' are both personal favorites of mine. The rawness and unique level of energy injected into those was exactly what I had expected to see present in 'Halloween' Sadly enough, it didn't pan out quite as I had hoped. For me the best part of the entire film is its beginning. Instead of just a mere six or seven minutes of vague back story, Zombie stretches that time to about fifty as he explains in depth the origins of the infamous Michael Myers. Everything we could possibly want to know as far as his past is finally revealed here. The original actually could have used a maybe not so lengthy, but informative intro. Daeg Faerch portrays a troubled young Michael whose childhood "hobbies" inevitably transform him into the silent killer we all know him to be. Sheri Moon Zombie's wife and Baby Firefly from his first two films plays Michael's loving mother. Both give equally mediocre performances coming off as sorely one dimension. The only time they have any flare is when their characters aren't talking. (Michael beating a bully to death and Deborah swinging on a stripper pole.) All the others introduced in the beginning are forgettable except for William Forsythe as Ronnie White and Malcolm McDowell. The only reasons we remember them is because Forsythe's role in 'Devil's Rejects' and McDowell we see consistently throughout the rest of this film. After the introduction there isn't much new to be seen. Most of what made the original halfway decent has been trashed or traded for traits far less worthy praise. Laurie played by Scout Taylor-Compton and her friends' personalities are non-existent. No longer is there any sense of mystery or suspense either. As soon as Michael sees his victim he kills them right then and there as the scene beings to shake as if an earthquake is occurring at the same time. We hardly get to know any of the characters which makes it a little difficult to care about their death. Probably the worst part of it all is Zombie claimed that in his "revision" he'd make Michael scary again. However, there are no scares to be had whatsoever. The fright factor has been traded out for the popular gross out gore takes. The original was never about the spilling of blood, but rather the sense of uncertainty of if, when and where the masked killer would strike next. Having said that, 'Halloween' is nowhere near as bad nor the embarrassment fanboys and critics are making it out to be. Like I said, for the highlight of the film was indeed the beginning. The keywords there are "for me". I think that ever though Zombie may have lost some of the bite the original had the overall product is still acceptable for what most young horror fanatics of today expect in their movies. They essentially want two things: boobs and blood. Here they get exactly what they pay for. The difference between 'Halloween' and other recent horror flicks is that Zombie has style.

Spout Post: omg!

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:01:00 GMT

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Body: This past Friday audiences around the globe were invited to enter the fabulous world of the popular Bratz line of toys at their local movie theater. For the first time, the four friends Cloe, Jade, Sasha, & Yasmin broke out of their boxes and stepped onto the silver screen hoping to get across the following meaningful message: being true to yourself is just as important as the color of the heels you are wearing. Unfortunately not many people accepted the invite and the film entered the U.S. box office at number ten with a devastating opening gross of only $4.2 million. The disappointing total backed up bad reviews written by most critics. I myself have now the seen film and am here to set the record straight: ‘Bratz’ is not the atrocity people are claiming it be at all. It’s actually more fun than the other toy movie adaptation released just last month; ‘Transformers’. The fun begins with the girls awakening to their first day of high school helping each other decide what to wear via webcam. Upon arrival they take the school by storm climbing to the heights popularity with ease. It’s then that Meredith, the principals daughter, played by the talented Chelsea Staub intervenes letting the foursome know they each must hang out only with their corresponding clique. Shortly afterwards they are separated from each other even after attempting to remain together. Fast forward two years where they are now juniors. It appears the evil Meredith has gotten her way seeing as how the girls don’t even say hello to each other when passing one another in the halls. With the former best friends forever permanently apart all looks to be hopeless. Their only chance to be friends and rule the school once again is to realize what’s really important before time runs out.I bet you didn’t expect the movie was going to have that level of reality did you? Probably more shocking was the chemistry and performances from the girls. In the trailers they seem just as hollow and plastic as the dolls their characters are based on. Oh, how they showed they were certainly nothing even close. The best of the four is hands down Nathalia Ramos as Yasmin. Initially I thought since Yasmin is Hispanic and Ramos doesn’t exactly look so it would be an issue. After only about three minutes into the film it was obvious why casting directors Dorothy Koster and Joey Paul chose the young lady for the role. I’m telling you now, definitely watch for her in the future because big things are going to happen for her.Aside from the acting, the addition of serious issues like Ian Nelson’s character Dylan being def and the heartbreaking on-screen aftereffects of Sasha’s parents divorce really established a solid and emotional tone for the film. Screenwriter Susan Jansen took what could’ve been but a mindless, teenybopper drama with no backbone whatsoever and made it a worthwhile delight guaranteed to make you laugh and cry. I honestly was surprised just how good the storyline was.However, if I had to mention one thing that did disappoint me about ‘Bratz’ it would be Avril Lavigne’s song ‘Girlfriend’ (which is featured in its trailer) not being included in the film itself. It really would have fit perfectly too in one of the many scenes involving Cloe and Cameron. (Meredith’s boyfriend) This isn’t too big of a deal though. There are after all twenty-one other great tracks by artists like Ashlee Simpson, NLT, & of course the Bratz.So there you have it, a real review of what is no doubt one of this year’s most underrated films. ...A review about as real as the bloated head, noseless, slut-looking dolls themselves... I didn’t think any film would fall lower than Lindsay’s Lohan mind numbing “thriller“ ‘I Know Who Killed Me‘, but I’ll be damned, ‘Bratz’ did it. Congratulations to Lionsgate and Sean McNamara for correctly demonstrating why making movies for profit is such a bad idea. Sadly, this will not serve as a warning to other studios. The same thing has happened many times and will continue in the future. The only thing that will change are the ways trailers for such awful films are edited as the studios try to edit them more cleverly attempting to lure unsuspecting moviegoers into wasting another $10. OVERALL RATING:

Spout Post: Q & A: 'The Simpsons Movie'

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:40:00 GMT

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Post Date: 7/28/2007 9:40:00 PM
Body: Howdy, folks. It's me, the one, the only JP Paxton back from my greatly enjoyed vacation. I've actually been anticipating today. As much as I liked not having to worry about producing a review each and every week, that same feeling of emptiness came over me I experienced earlier this year during the gap between my reviews for 'Grindhouse' and 'Spider-Man 3'. A lot has happened since my last review. Shia LaBeouf "transformed" himself from annoying twit to respectful actor in the rock 'em, sock 'em CGI delight 'Transformers', the fifth installment of the 'Harry Potter' franchise failed to work its magic on me as it turned out to be quite disappointing, & just last week the musical remake of John Water's cult classic of the late 80's 'Hairspray' burst into theaters bringing to the summer a much needed dose of fun and lightheartedness. Wait though, who cares about those films? Not you my readers apparently seeing as how all of them were outvoted by that movie about the oh so familiar family of yellow last month to be the one and only review I write during the month of July.Yes, that's right, the much anticipated, the much talked about, the much Spider-Pig filled... 'The Simpsons Movie'. Now since this review was after all chosen by you (well, most of you) I thought it would be a change of pace to further involve you in the review process. Instead of just writing out my own analysis or that dreaded good, bad, bottom line format, earlier in the week I asked you all to send me questions via a bulletin on MySpace asking what you'd like to know about the movie. I chose five questions out of the lot and have answered them the best I can. So without further adieu, here are your answers.Q: Just how funny is it really?A: On a scale of one to ten (one being yawn inducing and ten being death from laughter hilarious) it's a solid eight. I never did laugh uncontrollably, but there were definitely some instances of true comedy here. The best gags much like in the television series are the spur of the moment ones that catch you off guard. Also, for the first time in quite a while, not all of the funniest jokes are featured in the trailer. I do however think Spider-Pig's astonishing ceiling walk should have been saved to be seen at the theater, but oh well.Q: Is it as good as the show?A: It's not great, but I think it's good enough to satisfy most fans. There are a few episodes that I'd consider better than it, but overall it remains on par with the recent seasons. Pretty much, the film is the equivalent of two great episodes and then one mediocre one.Q: What was your favorite part?A: My favorite part of the entire film isn't a joke or scene. It's the fact Groening and his talented team of writers didn't try to change or reinvent the Simpsons for their big screen debut. I was a little worried beforehand they'd make it over the top and ridiculous. It was great to see everything was kept in tact and stayed true to the series while at the same time giving a few surprises along the way.Q: What did you like least about it?A: Plain and simple, the hype. No, it didn't have anywhere near as much as 'Spider-Man 3' or 'At World's End', but it still a tremendous amount of it. Sorry, it didn't live up to it. I love the Simpsons and have watched them ever since I can even remember doing so. Even so, I was just a little disappointed when the film was over. I'm not saying I didn't like it, but as a whole it failed to reach its full potential.Q: If you could change one thing about the movie, what would it be?A: Two words: Sideshow Bob. He is undeniably one of the best characters in the whole series, and he wasn't even in the movie. Somehow, some way I would add him. One can only hope the next time around he makes an appearance.

Spout Post: Results

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:28:00 GMT

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Post Date: 7/3/2007 5:28:00 AM
Body: After a fierce (yeah right) voting process that began on June 21 and ended this past Saturday it is now official. The answer and results of which film I will be reviewing this month are depicted below. Thanks to all who voted. Close but no cigar for Michael Bay and his beloved 'Transformers'.

Spout Post: Bravo

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:35:00 GMT

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Post Date: 7/1/2007 12:35:00 AM
Body: Outstanding, sensational, & exquisite: not words normally used by most people when describing rats. In the case of 'Ratatouille' which stars one of the widely reviled creatures as its main character there are no words more fitting. Together Pixar and director Brad Bird have cooked up quite the delectable piece of cinema. Using a recipe consisting of brilliant animation, superior storytelling, & just a touch of good ole' Disney magic they've created a tale about a little rat with big dreams that's possibly one of the best animated pictures to ever appear on the silver screen.The film introduces to us foodie Remy, voiced by Patton Oswalt. Unlike the other members of his family he has specific tastes which he experiments with on a daily basis. Taking to heart the title of the book 'Anyone Can Cook' written by his favorite chef Gusteau, Remy aspires to one day do just that in a five-star restaurant of his own. Unfortunately, being a rat limits the little guy from achieving his goal. That is until one day after being separated from his family and ending up right outside the late Gusteau's restaurant. Once inside the magic begins and Remy starts to get a taste of his dream.I'd actually consider Remy among the top characters to ever be created by Disney. Not since Mickey Mouse himself has there been a more lovable rodent. I find it a little surprising actually that Remy ended up as such seeing as how his rattyness I guess we could say wasn't really compromised. Both cartoon looking and authentic at the same time, he's just as funny as he is charming. Even more shocking is he carries more realistic traits that most characters seen in a lot of this summer's other releases. Oswalt was a great choice to bring him to life with his sustainable balance of excitement and distress.Now since this is after all a Pixar release one can only expect great animation. Proving what I said earlier this month in my review for 'Surf's Up', the studio again shows there's no limit to just how far it can go. If there's one thing they're able to do it's create a terrific visual experience. When food that isn't even real looks delicious it's pretty damn amazing. Then of course here there's the city of Paris (although not entirely made to scale) which features awe worthy detailing and remarkable backdrops. Like I said, it's Pixar so it's no surprise they would only excel and continue to present us with high quality.This film isn't just a showcase of superb visuals though. Bird shows us yet again he can not only direct well, but that he can tell a great story. Throughout he takes you on a ever turning wheel of emotions. You'll be happy as you're caught up in the enjoyment of seeing Remy create his dishes with comedic poise one minute and sad the next when all seems hopeless for his human pal Linguini, voiced by Lou Romano. The key to telling a great story is having the ability to not only entertain, but to also make your audience care about what they're seeing. Bird succeeds in doing both with 'Ratatouille'.Yes, it appears that the team of Pixar and Bird is a lethal combination in the world of animated films. The last time they got together back in 2004 they spawned the most critically acclaimed of all the Pixar films, 'The Incredibles' and now only three years later they've brought us this tasty treat. It's certainly refreshing to see such an original and fantastic film rise in this summer of sequels and adaptations. Bravo Disney, bravo.

Spout Post: VOTE

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:10:00 GMT

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Post Date: 6/21/2007 3:10:00 PM
Body: If you've read my recent blogs on MySpace or notes on Facebook you know I am currently taking a break from reviews. However I have decided I will in fact write one during the month of July. The twist is I won't be choosing which film it will be for; you will. So click here or on the posters below and vote for your pick. You have until next Saturday (June 30th) to choose. Thanks for voting!The choices are the films shown below: 'Hairspray', 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix', 'The Simpsons Movie', & 'Transformers'.

Spout Post: Not Just Another Penguin Movie

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:01:00 GMT

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Post Date: 6/9/2007 7:01:00 PM
Body: First they marched, then they danced, & now they surf! In the latest film to feature penguins as its stars 'Surf's Up' takes us on a fun and wild ride alongside the headstrong teen Cody Maverick, voiced by Shia LaBeouf. Don't let the fact that this is yet another movie with the flightless birds deter you from giving it a chance. Where as 'Happy Feet' relied on song and dance to carry itself, 'Surf's Up' focuses more so on story and laughs while it makes a huge splash in the vast ocean of recent CGI family flicks.Everything begins with an interview with Cody in his hometown of Shiverpool, Antarctica. For the next hour and twenty-five minutes the same camera filming him in the interview will follow him on his journey to and on Pen Gu Island for the tenth annual Big Z Memorial Surf Off. For those of you not familiar with penguin culture, it's a surfing competition held in the honor of legendary pro surfer, Big Z. By winning the surf off Cody believes he'll gain the respect of his fellow family members and local residents back in Shiverpool. Once he meets Geek; a penguin hiding away in Pen Gu's forest he begins to learn that being first doesn't always make you a true winner.'Surf's Up' may not be filled to the brim with musical numbers by vocally and rhythmically talented penguins, but it has enough great characters (some of which aren't even the black and white birds) to blow 'Happy Feet' out of the water. The standout favorite is Cody's best bud, the aloof Chicken Joe, voiced by Jon Heder. He's so fried, he could be put into a KFC bucket and be ready to serve as is. The crazy clucker is nothing but a walking, talking load of laughs. The other notable favorites are three children penguins named Katey, Smudge, & Arnold. Every time the funny little guys start talking you can't help but love them. Most of the other characters are pretty likable, but none compare to the comedic poultry or wee ones.Most of the humor actually comes from the setup of the film. With it being in cinéma vérite style we see the good, bad, & side-splitting aspect of all the characters. The only sequences I never really found funny save for one were those with business-driven beaver? No, maybe it's an otter. Whatever the hell that damn furry thing was voiced by James Woods, was pretty annoying. Why he is even congregating with the birds is still a mystery to me.Now for the part I pretty much bring up in every review of a digitally animated film: the visuals. It appears like there's just no limit to the level of progress that animation continues to have. Last month 'Shrek the Third' raised the bar again with stunning facial expressions and detail. Here 'Surf's Up' raises that same bar even higher with its amazingly realistic backgrounds and settings. From the smallest leaf in the forest, to the drops of water dripping off Cody's forehead after a wave washes over him, the realism is unbelievable. Two big thumbs up to Sony Pictures Animation on this one.I think anyone who sees this will get more than they went in expecting. It's not just another penguin movie and it's certainly not only about surfing such as many were complaining. It's plot may slightly be similar to 'Cars' but it does its own thing telling it's story with continuing hilarity and heartfelt throughout. I can't deny that this fun, cutesy family film had me smiling almost the entire time. I'm sorry Mumble, but there's a new penguin in town and his name is Cody.

Spout Post: The Good, The Bad, & The Bottom Line of 'Hostel: Part II'

Thu, 07 Jun 2007 21:23:00 GMT

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Body: Oh, the horror! No, I can't believe it either, but here I am doing another review for a sequel. Up this week is the follow-up to last year's much hyped, only mediocre "stomach churning" splatter-fest 'Hostel'. In 'Part II' the roles have been reversed (in more ways than one as you'll see after viewing it) as the victims this time are young women. Upon changing plans the three ladies end up traveling to Slovakia after persuaded by the gorgeous model from their art class. One by one they are kidnapped and taken to the oh so familiar place visited last year where a world of torture and pain awaits. The Good- The victims whom are played by Lauren German, Heather Matarazzo, & Bijou Phillips each do a great job with their roles. Even though the three characters have similar traits seen in various other horror films, all three personalize them making each their own and more realistic.- Instead of primarily getting to know only the women, we get a better understanding of the those paying to torture via Todd and Stuart played by Richard Burgi and Roger Bart; both from ABC's 'Desperate Housewives'.- 'Hannibal Holocaust' director Ruggero Deodato makes a cameo as one of the twisted torturers who is what else, a cannibal!The Bad- The most shocking scene in the entire film isn't even one of the torturings. It's actually one that's quite questionable as being necessary or not.- The switch from wimp to bad-ass by Stuart isn't believable at all. It's 50% Bart's fault and 50% Roth's reason for the sudden change.- The ending quoted as being "one of the most shocking endings people have ever seen" by Roth himself isn't anything new. The same thing was done better in 1978 by Meir Zarchi in 'I Spit On Your Grave'. Even though I knew it was coming when I saw it, it still had me feeling uneasy. Here it just wasn't executed well.The Bottom LineIt's easy to see Roth did try to show some growth here. Unlike many sequels, it doesn't appear like he made this solely for profit. There actually was more to be told; that being the more in-depth look at the view held by the torturers. Unfortunately, like the first, this one didn't measure up to the hype. It started out pretty good at the start, but fell flat in the last thirty minutes. He hasn't shown any interest in doing a 'Part III'. I may be a little crazy for saying this, but I hope he does. There's one last thing to be explained and that's the creation of the whole "business". So I say, go for it.

Spout Post: Spread the word.

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:44:00 GMT

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Body: The follow-up to 2005's 'Fantastic Four' has officially been rated PG. All intense actions sequences have been removed and replaced with an ultimate battle royale of words between the four heroes and their new enemy, the Silver Surfer. So on June 15, be sure to go check out 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer' only in theaters! It's sure to enhance your vocabulary and absolutely suck. (click the small posters to see their full-size versions)

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Spout Member:nny921

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Identity: nny921
Number of lists: 4
Number of groups: 2
Member since: 9/3/2007
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Spout Member:mr_lol

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Identity: mr_lol
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Member since: 9/3/2007
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Spout Member:fire1311

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Identity: fire1311
Number of lists: 4
Member since: 9/1/2007
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Spout Member:Argueta

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:00:00 GMT

Identity: Argueta
Number of lists: 4
Member since: 8/31/2007
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Film:Funny Games

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:47:00 GMT

Title: Funny Games
Year: 2007
Director: Michael Haneke
Times Tagged: 27
Number of Lists: 24
Number of blog posts: 14
Number of discussion threads: 8
SpoutRating: 3

Film:The Dark Knight

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:13:34 GMT

Title: The Dark Knight
Year: 2008
Director: Christopher Nolan
Times Tagged: 149
Number of Lists: 98
Number of blog posts: 156
Number of discussion threads: 55
SpoutRating: 4

Film:H2

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 08:45:58 GMT

Title: H2
Year: 2009
Director: Rob Zombie
Number of Lists: 1
Number of blog posts: 1
SpoutRating: 1

Film:Eleanor: First Lady of the World

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:47:51 GMT

Title: Eleanor: First Lady of the World
Year: 1982
Director: John Erman
Number of blog posts: 1

Film:Black Test Car

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:01:54 GMT

Title: Black Test Car
Year: 1962
Number of Lists: 2
SpoutRating: 4

Film:Dumpster Baby

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:53:10 GMT

Title: Dumpster Baby
Director: James Bickert
Number of Lists: 1

Film:Rick

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:32:48 GMT

Title: Rick
Year: 2002
Director: Curtiss Clayton
Times Tagged: 1
Number of Lists: 1
SpoutRating: 2

Film:Speed Racer

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:21:45 GMT

Title: Speed Racer
Year: 2008
Director: Andy Wachowski, Larry Wachowski
Times Tagged: 90
Number of Lists: 16
Number of blog posts: 41
Number of discussion threads: 16
SpoutRating: 3

Film:Speed Racer [Anime Series]

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:20:43 GMT

Title: Speed Racer [Anime Series]
Year: 1967
Number of Lists: 1
Number of blog posts: 1
Number of discussion threads: 1
SpoutRating: 3

Film:The Raven

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:13:53 GMT

Title: The Raven
Year: 2007
Director: Ulli Lommel
Number of blog posts: 2
SpoutRating: 1

Film:The Ballad of the Sad Cafe

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:25:24 GMT

Title: The Ballad of the Sad Cafe
Year: 1991
Director: Simon Callow
Number of blog posts: 2
SpoutRating: 2

Film:New York, New York

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 19:22:40 GMT

Title: New York, New York
Year: 1977
Director: Martin Scorsese
Times Tagged: 23
Number of Lists: 12
Number of blog posts: 57
Number of discussion threads: 2
SpoutRating: 2

Film:St. Nick

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:01:06 GMT

Title: St. Nick
Year: 2009
Director: David Lowery
Times Tagged: 3
Number of Lists: 2
Number of blog posts: 5
SpoutRating: 5

Film:We Are the Strange

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:25:52 GMT

Title: We Are the Strange
Year: 2007
Director: M dot Strange
Number of Lists: 3
Number of blog posts: 3
SpoutRating: 4

Film:The Sadist

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:08:29 GMT

Title: The Sadist
Year: 1963
Director: James Landis
Number of Lists: 4
SpoutRating: 3

Film:The Alligator People

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:04:19 GMT

Title: The Alligator People
Year: 1959
Director: Roy Del Ruth
Number of Lists: 2
Number of blog posts: 1
SpoutRating: 2