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      <title>Film:Twilight: New Moon</title>
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<strong>Title:</strong> Twilight: New Moon<br/>
<strong>Year:</strong> 2009<br/>
<strong>Director:</strong> Chris Weitz<br/>
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      <title>Spout Post: Best Movie I'v Seen All Year !</title>
      <link>http://www.spout.com/blogs/dia0330/archive/2009/12/8/44502.aspx</link><description><![CDATA[<div><strong>Post By:</strong> <a href='http://www.spout.com/members/156300/default.aspx'>dia0330</a><br/>
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<strong>Post Date:</strong> 12/8/2009 11:56:47 PM<br/>
<strong>Body:</strong> I loved the first movie "Twilight" &amp; watch it over 85 times so when i heard that "New Moon" was coming to theaters I thought to myself it cant be as good as the first sequels never are but I was horribly mistaken. 
Okay what is with all you other people slating this movie? Seriously? If it was so bad how come it has broken box office records for the amount of money made for a new movie? Are you people who are leaving negative comments the type of people that work in Burger King think you're super cool for being so laid back? Whatever, it was a good film and I have seen loads worse! Grow up and stop being so negative. Maybe when you leave your Burger King jobs you can have an intelligent conversation, until then don't talk crap unless you really know what you are talking about! I mean it really was much better than the first one by far! And that goes to show you the difference between a female director and a male director. At least in New Moon they didn't leave out key scenes which they did in the first one (the scene where Bella passes out because of the blood in class, that was quite a key scene).Anyway I thought this was fantastic! They got Jacob down to a T and the whole Voltari thing was pretty super. The only thing I would say is they could have played with the other members of the Voltari a bit more, but there is only so much you can put in a movie.I would also say it's a bit violent for younger viewers, but the books do get a bit darker and this is not necessarily a bad thing. Overall great acting from all cast, I think they played the wolf pack brilliantly and Emily was perfect for the role. I was a bit unsure about Rosalie in the first one, but she comes out perfectly in this one, even if she's only in there for a short while. As for Bella's father, they couldn't have chosen a better actor for this role.Overall a great movie, like I said much better than the first one. It's not going to win any Oscars, but that was never the point of this movie. This movie is a great film based on the book, almost down to a T and Stephanie Meyer should definitely be proud of this one!
People who liked either the first movie or the New Moon book will probably have a great time at this movie. People who didn't like them still might have fun laughing at the moments of glorious teenaged awkwardness--Michael Welch returns as the hilariously down-on-his-luck Mike Newton.As a sequel, New Moon is excellent. It maintains the same tone as the first movie, smooths out some of the rough edges and builds from there. On its own it's mostly quite enjoyable to watch. There were lots of intentional and unintentional humor and of course the movie takes only a bit of the edge off the book's more than slightly unbalanced story structure.Things that impressed me? FIGHT SCENES. They actually let us see Felix toss Edward around like a rag doll. And they might have robbed us of the sight of spooky elder vampires petrifying in their old age, but they did let us see Edward's head literally crack like an eggshell as he gets slammed into the floor tiles.I also like that they expanded Alice's role and showed Bella actually missing someone in addition to Edward. I really wish that both the books and movies had gotten more into the Bella-Alice friendship. Also, the idea that a person's spouse is the only relationship they need is a relatively new one. If even a romantically obsessed book series like Twilight can focus on the fact that Bella is reacting to the entire Cullen clan and not just Edward, then maybe we're moving toward a healthier idea of what love is.
No more movie critics. No more boys and girls who aren't fans of the books commenting on this film. New Moon is not meant to be a standalone Forest Gump. No more complaining about how bad a film is just because one doesn't see the appeal that others do. New Moon was first and foremost a Book. So that'll be enough complaining about 'too much eye candy and sexual Angst' because the writing is where details are. In the Books, Not the 2 hour long film, one will learn why it is such an epic struggle for the characters and why each long drawn out scene fits perfectly and is necessary.My question is how were so many people confused about this film. The Name is not deceptive. EVERYONE knows that this film is the second in a series. EVERYONE knows what the theme of this film was going to be... Who would STILL be ignorant enough to go to this film with expectations of anything else? So everyone needs to stop illuminating their idiocy by continually whining about how bad this film was. New Moon is for Fans of the Books - who like to go to the cinema as well....<br/>
</div>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:56:47 GMT</pubDate><spout:postby>dia0330</spout:postby><spout:postto>dia0330 Blog</spout:postto><spout:postdate>12/8/2009 11:56:47 PM</spout:postdate><spout:body>I loved the first movie "Twilight" &amp;amp; watch it over 85 times so when i heard that "New Moon" was coming to theaters I thought to myself it cant be as good as the first sequels never are but I was horribly mistaken. 
Okay what is with all you other people slating this movie? Seriously? If it was so bad how come it has broken box office records for the amount of money made for a new movie? Are you people who are leaving negative comments the type of people that work in Burger King think you're super cool for being so laid back? Whatever, it was a good film and I have seen loads worse! Grow up and stop being so negative. Maybe when you leave your Burger King jobs you can have an intelligent conversation, until then don't talk crap unless you really know what you are talking about! I mean it really was much better than the first one by far! And that goes to show you the difference between a female director and a male director. At least in New Moon they didn't leave out key scenes which they did in the first one (the scene where Bella passes out because of the blood in class, that was quite a key scene).Anyway I thought this was fantastic! They got Jacob down to a T and the whole Voltari thing was pretty super. The only thing I would say is they could have played with the other members of the Voltari a bit more, but there is only so much you can put in a movie.I would also say it's a bit violent for younger viewers, but the books do get a bit darker and this is not necessarily a bad thing. Overall great acting from all cast, I think they played the wolf pack brilliantly and Emily was perfect for the role. I was a bit unsure about Rosalie in the first one, but she comes out perfectly in this one, even if she's only in there for a short while. As for Bella's father, they couldn't have chosen a better actor for this role.Overall a great movie, like I said much better than the first one. It's not going to win any Oscars, but that was never the point of this movie. This movie is a great film based on the book, almost down to a T and Stephanie Meyer should definitely be proud of this one!
People who liked either the first movie or the New Moon book will probably have a great time at this movie. People who didn't like them still might have fun laughing at the moments of glorious teenaged awkwardness--Michael Welch returns as the hilariously down-on-his-luck Mike Newton.As a sequel, New Moon is excellent. It maintains the same tone as the first movie, smooths out some of the rough edges and builds from there. On its own it's mostly quite enjoyable to watch. There were lots of intentional and unintentional humor and of course the movie takes only a bit of the edge off the book's more than slightly unbalanced story structure.Things that impressed me? FIGHT SCENES. They actually let us see Felix toss Edward around like a rag doll. And they might have robbed us of the sight of spooky elder vampires petrifying in their old age, but they did let us see Edward's head literally crack like an eggshell as he gets slammed into the floor tiles.I also like that they expanded Alice's role and showed Bella actually missing someone in addition to Edward. I really wish that both the books and movies had gotten more into the Bella-Alice friendship. Also, the idea that a person's spouse is the only relationship they need is a relatively new one. If even a romantically obsessed book series like Twilight can focus on the fact that Bella is reacting to the entire Cullen clan and not just Edward, then maybe we're moving toward a healthier idea of what love is.
No more movie critics. No more boys and girls who aren't fans of the books commenting on this film. New Moon is not meant to be a standalone Forest Gump. No more complaining about how bad a film is just because one doesn't see the appeal that others do. New Moon was first and foremost a Book. So that'll be enough complaining about 'too much eye candy and sexual Angst' because the writing is where details are. In the Books, Not the 2 hour long film, one will learn why it is such an epic struggle for the characters and why each long drawn out scene fits perfectly and is necessary.My question is how were so many people confused about this film. The Name is not deceptive. EVERYONE knows that this film is the second in a series. EVERYONE knows what the theme of this film was going to be... Who would STILL be ignorant enough to go to this film with expectations of anything else? So everyone needs to stop illuminating their idiocy by continually whining about how bad this film was. New Moon is for Fans of the Books - who like to go to the cinema as well....</spout:body></item>
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      <title>Spout Post: Tweener Porn</title>
      <link>http://www.spout.com/blogs/minjoe/archive/2009/11/24/44419.aspx</link><description><![CDATA[<div><strong>Post By:</strong> <a href='http://www.spout.com/members/122439/default.aspx'>minjoe</a><br/>
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<strong>Post Date:</strong> 11/24/2009 1:33:47 PM<br/>
<strong>Body:</strong> Imagine, if you will, a film in which Miley Cyrus and several Miley 'clones' spend a good 40 minutes of the film prancing around in the tiniest bikinis you can imagine. Continue to let your imagination run wild as you picture epic love triangles, and quadrangles, developing between Miley &amp; clones, as well as some brooding male characters. Now imagine every man in this country losing their mind over the sexiness of this, wearing 'Team Miley' shirts, and running to theatres in such droves that the movie opens up #1 at the box office and shatters records across the board.

Obviously, you'd think every man in America was a sick, perverted son of a bitch and feminists everywhere would be shouting from their soap boxes that, once again, we have proof that men are pigs.


If this is 'hot' than you are a sick s.o.b.

Luckily for women everywhere, the same rules do not apply to their sick, sexual fascinations with our nations youth. I sat through a screening of "Twilight: New Moon" in which every time Taylor Lautner appeared on screen, women who were old enough to have really gotten full enjoyment out of the 80's, were making sounds that can only be described as 'orgasmic.' Bare in mind, this kid may be ripped as high hell, but these women wouldn't even be able to take him to see a Rated-R movie.


Way too much of this going on in the theatre...ugh.

Putting my obvious confusion and disgust aside, I got ready to watch "Twilight: New Moon." About 15 minutes into the movie, I realized that I wouldn't so much be watching the movie, as I'd be enduring the film. Kristen Stewart is back as love-struck Bella who is deeply in lust with Robert Pattison, who once again takes on the part of Edward Cullen. However, the honeymoon ends quickly when a Cullen hosted birthday party almost turns deadly for Bella. Thus, like any white knight would do, Edward decides he is going to leave Bella forever so that he never again puts her at risk. Ummmm, ok...


It seems to me like a bottle of this could've saved Bella, and the Cullens, a lot of trouble...
Ugh.

With Edward gone, Bella falls into one of the most laughable, angsty depression montages I have ever seen committed to film. Furthermore, she discovers that when she does dangerous things, Edward will appear to warn her. Thus, like any normal girl--she becomes an adrenaline junkie. Now, everyones favorite jail bait, Taylor Lautner (playing Native American, Jacob Black) steps in to try and move in on Bella. What foillows is a lot of angsty, awkward, teen romance that finally (thank goodness) comes to an end when Jacob also leaves Bella high and dry when he discovers he is a werewolf.


Pictured: Jacob Black
Ugh.

Finally, one of the Cullen's come back to find Bella, explain to her that Edward thinks she is dead and is therefore going to kill himself (A classic Romeo &amp; Juliet moment, which would have been more original if they hadn't spent 10 minutes foreshadowing it in the beginning of the film--ugh). Apparently, vampire suicide is achieved by going to the Quileutes (Dakota Fanning and company...I'm not joking) in Rome and requesting death. These old and powerful vampires hold Edwards fate in their hands and its up to Bella to save the day in what proves to be the shortest, most rushed, international trip of all-time.


One of the most powerful vampires in the world...ugh.

Well, that pretty much sums up the atrocious, laughable, and downright pathetic plot of the film, so lets move on to some analysis. First of all, its difficult to comment on acting when the only emotions/actions displayed are: Brooding, angst, and confusion. Kristen Stewart mentions in every damn interview she gives about how her parents used to work backstage in 'the industry,' and the more I see her act, the more I think she should be behind the camera as well. Its obvious that Pattinson peaked with his portrayl of Cedric Diggery in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Finally, Lautner is unremarkable and has an incredibly difficult time trying to act angry (which seems to be a recurring problem in Hollywood these days).


Taylor Lautner displaying his "I'm so pissed &amp; angry face"--ugh.

Perhaps the biggest problem I have with this movie, is the message it is sending the women who see it. As far as I can tell, Bella has the worst taste in men imagineable. She has chosen, in less than a year, two men who frankly admit in this film that it takes great restraint on their part not to kill her. Furthermore, both promise to be there for her through anything, and everything, only to leave her high &amp; dry shortly after the promises are made. If movies like this appeal to women worldwide, I'm suddenly much more aware of why so many of my lady friends pick the worst possible men they can find...

By Twlight standards, this man would be considered "a real catch"--ugh.

I could go on an on discussing a plot which revolves around love, and yet features a group of people who seem to hate each other and have absolutely no opportunity of ever spending a happy life with one another. I could also talk about how, as a "True Blood" fan, its difficult to watch movies about Vampires that are so weak, incompetent, and unimpressive. I feel as though any of the characters on "True Blood" would dispatch the entire Cullen family, the werewolves, and anyone else they chose in a matter of seconds. All the while, Bella would be at home crying about how miserable her life has become...


My life is soooooo shitty--let me bitch some more
(Also pictured: 1 0f 3 emotions Kristen can pull off)--ugh.

I'm sure if you've read the books and enjoyed the first movie you'll love New Moon (Which, by the way, should be "Full Moon," shouldn't it? I mean, it is dealing with werewolves). However, lets be frank--this movie is succeeding because the two male leads have been deemed 'sex icons' by the female masses of the world who could care less that the plot, and story, are riddled with problems. Maybe the books are perfect, and the movies just aren't doing the source material justice--could be--but I'm not going to run to Barnes &amp; Noble to find out.


Not the first time women have made something awful into an international sensation...ugh.

Women will say we men are no different, but we are. If we are going to see a movie because of a hot chick it better at least have explosions, violence, sex, and CGI. Last I checked, the Megan Fox film "Jennifers Body" got trounced at the box office despite being about a Bi-sexual, hot girl in various states of sexy attire or undress. I love you ladies all very much, and many of you have at least conceded to me that I am right in thinking the films only perk are the brooding boys. Thus, when we go nuts for a Hannah Montana movie, you can give us crap--until then, have fun with the Twilight series!


You're Welcome.

See More at:  Http://movieswithminjoe.blogspot.com
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</div>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:33:47 GMT</pubDate><spout:postby>minjoe</spout:postby><spout:postto>minjoe Blog</spout:postto><spout:postdate>11/24/2009 1:33:47 PM</spout:postdate><spout:body>Imagine, if you will, a film in which Miley Cyrus and several Miley 'clones' spend a good 40 minutes of the film prancing around in the tiniest bikinis you can imagine. Continue to let your imagination run wild as you picture epic love triangles, and quadrangles, developing between Miley &amp;amp; clones, as well as some brooding male characters. Now imagine every man in this country losing their mind over the sexiness of this, wearing 'Team Miley' shirts, and running to theatres in such droves that the movie opens up #1 at the box office and shatters records across the board.

Obviously, you'd think every man in America was a sick, perverted son of a bitch and feminists everywhere would be shouting from their soap boxes that, once again, we have proof that men are pigs.


If this is 'hot' than you are a sick s.o.b.

Luckily for women everywhere, the same rules do not apply to their sick, sexual fascinations with our nations youth. I sat through a screening of "Twilight: New Moon" in which every time Taylor Lautner appeared on screen, women who were old enough to have really gotten full enjoyment out of the 80's, were making sounds that can only be described as 'orgasmic.' Bare in mind, this kid may be ripped as high hell, but these women wouldn't even be able to take him to see a Rated-R movie.


Way too much of this going on in the theatre...ugh.

Putting my obvious confusion and disgust aside, I got ready to watch "Twilight: New Moon." About 15 minutes into the movie, I realized that I wouldn't so much be watching the movie, as I'd be enduring the film. Kristen Stewart is back as love-struck Bella who is deeply in lust with Robert Pattison, who once again takes on the part of Edward Cullen. However, the honeymoon ends quickly when a Cullen hosted birthday party almost turns deadly for Bella. Thus, like any white knight would do, Edward decides he is going to leave Bella forever so that he never again puts her at risk. Ummmm, ok...


It seems to me like a bottle of this could've saved Bella, and the Cullens, a lot of trouble...
Ugh.

With Edward gone, Bella falls into one of the most laughable, angsty depression montages I have ever seen committed to film. Furthermore, she discovers that when she does dangerous things, Edward will appear to warn her. Thus, like any normal girl--she becomes an adrenaline junkie. Now, everyones favorite jail bait, Taylor Lautner (playing Native American, Jacob Black) steps in to try and move in on Bella. What foillows is a lot of angsty, awkward, teen romance that finally (thank goodness) comes to an end when Jacob also leaves Bella high and dry when he discovers he is a werewolf.


Pictured: Jacob Black
Ugh.

Finally, one of the Cullen's come back to find Bella, explain to her that Edward thinks she is dead and is therefore going to kill himself (A classic Romeo &amp;amp; Juliet moment, which would have been more original if they hadn't spent 10 minutes foreshadowing it in the beginning of the film--ugh). Apparently, vampire suicide is achieved by going to the Quileutes (Dakota Fanning and company...I'm not joking) in Rome and requesting death. These old and powerful vampires hold Edwards fate in their hands and its up to Bella to save the day in what proves to be the shortest, most rushed, international trip of all-time.


One of the most powerful vampires in the world...ugh.

Well, that pretty much sums up the atrocious, laughable, and downright pathetic plot of the film, so lets move on to some analysis. First of all, its difficult to comment on acting when the only emotions/actions displayed are: Brooding, angst, and confusion. Kristen Stewart mentions in every damn interview she gives about how her parents used to work backstage in 'the industry,' and the more I see her act, the more I think she should be behind the camera as well. Its obvious that Pattinson peaked with his portrayl of Cedric Diggery in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Finally, Lautner is unremarkable and has an incredibly difficult time trying to act angry (which seems to be a recurring problem in Hollywood these days).


Taylor Lautner displaying his "I'm so pissed &amp;amp; angry face"--ugh.

Perhaps the biggest problem I have with this movie, is the message it is sending the women who see it. As far as I can tell, Bella has the worst taste in men imagineable. She has chosen, in less than a year, two men who frankly admit in this film that it takes great restraint on their part not to kill her. Furthermore, both promise to be there for her through anything, and everything, only to leave her high &amp;amp; dry shortly after the promises are made. If movies like this appeal to women worldwide, I'm suddenly much more aware of why so many of my lady friends pick the worst possible men they can find...

By Twlight standards, this man would be considered "a real catch"--ugh.

I could go on an on discussing a plot which revolves around love, and yet features a group of people who seem to hate each other and have absolutely no opportunity of ever spending a happy life with one another. I could also talk about how, as a "True Blood" fan, its difficult to watch movies about Vampires that are so weak, incompetent, and unimpressive. I feel as though any of the characters on "True Blood" would dispatch the entire Cullen family, the werewolves, and anyone else they chose in a matter of seconds. All the while, Bella would be at home crying about how miserable her life has become...


My life is soooooo shitty--let me bitch some more
(Also pictured: 1 0f 3 emotions Kristen can pull off)--ugh.

I'm sure if you've read the books and enjoyed the first movie you'll love New Moon (Which, by the way, should be "Full Moon," shouldn't it? I mean, it is dealing with werewolves). However, lets be frank--this movie is succeeding because the two male leads have been deemed 'sex icons' by the female masses of the world who could care less that the plot, and story, are riddled with problems. Maybe the books are perfect, and the movies just aren't doing the source material justice--could be--but I'm not going to run to Barnes &amp;amp; Noble to find out.


Not the first time women have made something awful into an international sensation...ugh.

Women will say we men are no different, but we are. If we are going to see a movie because of a hot chick it better at least have explosions, violence, sex, and CGI. Last I checked, the Megan Fox film "Jennifers Body" got trounced at the box office despite being about a Bi-sexual, hot girl in various states of sexy attire or undress. I love you ladies all very much, and many of you have at least conceded to me that I am right in thinking the films only perk are the brooding boys. Thus, when we go nuts for a Hannah Montana movie, you can give us crap--until then, have fun with the Twilight series!


You're Welcome.

See More at:  Http://movieswithminjoe.blogspot.com
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      <title>Spout Post: Full Movie</title>
      <link>http://www.spout.com/blogs/movienut423/archive/2009/11/23/44416.aspx</link><description><![CDATA[<div><strong>Post By:</strong> <a href='http://www.spout.com/members/155895/default.aspx'>movienut423</a><br/>
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<strong>Post Date:</strong> 11/23/2009 11:07:28 PM<br/>
<strong>Body:</strong> I found a working video at http://dalster.com after doing a small survey thing.<br/>
</div>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:07:28 GMT</pubDate><spout:postby>movienut423</spout:postby><spout:postto>movienut423 Blog</spout:postto><spout:postdate>11/23/2009 11:07:28 PM</spout:postdate><spout:body>I found a working video at http://dalster.com after doing a small survey thing.</spout:body></item>
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      <title>Spout Post: Twilight Christmas. Clip of the Day</title>
      <link>http://www.spout.com/blogs/spoutblog/archive/2008/12/16/38455.aspx</link><description><![CDATA[<div><strong>Post By:</strong> <a href='http://www.spout.com/members/9325/default.aspx'>SpoutBlog</a><br/>
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<strong>Post Date:</strong> 12/16/2008 2:00:59 PM<br/>
<strong>Body:</strong> I haven’t seen Twilight, but from what I can tell the film only has one memorable scene. That’s the way the Twilight parodists make it seem, anyway. Everything from the puppet parody to  this new Christmas version (see below) recreates this scene, in which Bella acknowledges that Edward is a vampire and then the couple flies through the woods. It’s getting to the point where the parodies are losing their edge if only because of the familiarity. The one thing that could possibly be more tired is if someone parodied the bullet-time scene from The Matrix within a parody of Twilight.
But it’s mid-December, and tis the season for humorous movie-related Christmas videos on YouTube (like “Rambo Bells”). Twilight fans already got their Christmas wish with the announcement that Twilight: New Moon will be out before Thanksgiving next year, but this is a little stocking stuffer (for that Edward-face stocking pictured, available from Amazon). And if those little goths like the idea of Santa being a vampire (how is this not the concept of another Christmas horror flick?), they can buy an unrelated Santa Vampire t-shirt here. Oh nevermind, they’re not going to have enough cash for unrelated items when there’s so much real Twilight Christmas crap to buy.


[via Cinematical] Originally posted on:SpoutBlog<br/>
</div>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:00:59 GMT</pubDate><spout:postby>SpoutBlog</spout:postby><spout:postto>SpoutBlog on spout.com</spout:postto><spout:postdate>12/16/2008 2:00:59 PM</spout:postdate><spout:body>I haven’t seen Twilight, but from what I can tell the film only has one memorable scene. That’s the way the Twilight parodists make it seem, anyway. Everything from the puppet parody to  this new Christmas version (see below) recreates this scene, in which Bella acknowledges that Edward is a vampire and then the couple flies through the woods. It’s getting to the point where the parodies are losing their edge if only because of the familiarity. The one thing that could possibly be more tired is if someone parodied the bullet-time scene from The Matrix within a parody of Twilight.
But it’s mid-December, and tis the season for humorous movie-related Christmas videos on YouTube (like “Rambo Bells”). Twilight fans already got their Christmas wish with the announcement that Twilight: New Moon will be out before Thanksgiving next year, but this is a little stocking stuffer (for that Edward-face stocking pictured, available from Amazon). And if those little goths like the idea of Santa being a vampire (how is this not the concept of another Christmas horror flick?), they can buy an unrelated Santa Vampire t-shirt here. Oh nevermind, they’re not going to have enough cash for unrelated items when there’s so much real Twilight Christmas crap to buy.


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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 7160</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 169</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 1002</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:murder</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 8748</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 157</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 830</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:revenge</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 5189</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 145</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 489</br><br/>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 1044</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 128</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 480</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:teenagers</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 3025</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 97</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 398</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:suicide</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 1828</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 80</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 185</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:vampire</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 610</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 62</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 135</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:travel</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 46</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 54</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 91</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:life</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 1082</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 52</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 224</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:italy</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 527</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 46</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 66</br><br/>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 292</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 33</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 97</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:vampires</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 43</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 33</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 62</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:small-town</title>
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<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 53</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 28</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 62</br><br/>
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      <title>Spout Tag:werewolf</title>
      <link>http://www.spout.com/members/0/tags/werewolf/MemberTagFilms.aspx</link><description><![CDATA[<div style='display:block;height:120px;width:400px;font:10px/10px Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;'><a href='/members/0/tags/werewolf/MemberTagFilms.aspx'>werewolf</a>
<strong><br/> Number of films tagged:</strong> 161</br><br/>
<strong>Number of people who tagged:</strong> 28</br><br/>
<strong>Number of times used:</strong> 53</br><br/>
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